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1. When Yao Ming arrived at the Lakers, Kobe opened his eyes wide and shouted: Hey, kid, look at this, don’t keep looking at my wife!

2. Yao Ming arrived at the Heat , O'Pang grinned, patted Yao Ming's shoulder and said: Come on, brother, this is your team, I'm just your big brother!

3. Yao Ming came to the SuperSonics, Ray Allen turned over Rolling his eyes, he asked coldly: Big man, can you shoot three-pointers?

4. When Yao Ming came to the Suns, Nash scratched his head, worried and muttered: How can we make him faster? But the league You are not allowed to play on roller skates!

5. When Yao Ming came to the Magic, Francis jumped suddenly and sat on Yao Ming's neck. He made a face at Cato and muttered: Let's go. , Old man, come to the Super Bowl with me, I’ll buy the tickets!

6. Yao Ming came to the Spurs and wanted to see the expression on Duncan’s face, but after ten minutes of watching, all he could see were his eyeballs. It moved. But Ginobili reacted strongly. He ran outside and shouted: God, Diego, save me. I have to face his big crotch every day! Last time, I only bumped. I just rested for two months, how can I live now!

7. When Yao Ming arrived with the Pacers, O'Neal punched Yao Ming in the chest and said surreptitiously: I heard about your China Kung Fu Tai Chi is pretty good, you have to show it next time when you have a K fight with others!

8. When Yao Ming arrived at the Pistons, Big Ben Wallace walked over with his head shaking, concerned. Asked: I heard that you often complain about bad hair, let me help you introduce a hairstylist!

9. When Yao Ming arrived with the Nets, Carter came over mysteriously and asked in a low voice Said: Man, have you been unable to work hard in the Rockets these past few years? Don’t hide it from me, I’m an expert at this!

10. When Yao Ming arrived with the Cavaliers, as soon as he raised his head, a basketball hit him. Flying over, Yao Ming hurriedly caught it, and saw the little emperor James winking at him: "Catch it, senior brother, this is a good woman! Oh, I heard that you are not married yet? You see, my mistress can do soy sauce, why?" So, why don't I give you one?!

11. Yao Ming came to the Jazz and was looking around for Sloan. Suddenly someone behind him shouted: Don't move, raise your hands. An AK47 was cold. The ground hit his waist!

12. Yao Ming came to the Bobcats. Okafor smiled honestly and held Yao Ming's hand. He blushed and said: I'm sorry for you. Brother No. 1 pick, we Bobcats are poor. , if you still think it’s too little, give me my share to spread it out even more!

13. Yao Ming came to the 76ers. Iverson waved to Yao Ming and took off his clothes, three times and two times. After taking off all his clothes, Yao Ming was at a loss when he saw Iverson pointing to the tattoos all over his body and said: I really don’t have any more tattoos on my body, I’ll tattoo you next time!

14. Yao Ming is here When he arrived at the Knicks, he saw a huge crowd of people welcoming him at Madison Garden. Yao Ming gave full play to his humorous talent and won thunderous applause from the audience with his impromptu speech. Suddenly he thought of his big brother Marbury. He was about to say something. Bree had already walked over and warned with a gloomy face: My name is Marbury, not Mobley. Although they are both from the cloth generation, I don't have the good temper of the old cat!

15. Yao Ming arrived at the Clippers and found the team owner’s office to report. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Raheem helping the owner Sterling to settle accounts with his toes. Seeing Yao Ming come in, Sterling sighed. He said excitedly: In order to sign you, I went bankrupt. Do you have any players in China with an annual salary of 10 yuan? Sign two for me!