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What "advice" should parents give their children before they leave society?
2. Girls should not be night performers, secretaries or receptionists.
No matter where you go, remember to give the security guard a cigarette first.
You may not smoke, but you should at least drink a little. Many contacts are cultivated on the wine table.
People who don't save money when they are new to society will have more and more difficult life in the future, which is also the experience and lesson of many people who have been there.
6. Whenever you go to a new place, try not to talk, others will think you are mysterious, but they will take the initiative to associate with you.
7. Treat people every once in a while, whether they are friends or colleagues. In this way, feelings will not be unfamiliar, others will feel good and will cooperate.
8. Wherever you go, you don't want a group of people to be together all day. The leaders will think it's cliques. When people are laid off, your name will be there, and there is no room for such people.
9, the tree attracts the wind, and things must be low-key. Others will be with such "similar" people and will not feel that they are not excluded by the same group of people.
10, if you don't want to get into trouble, then don't talk about your salary with your colleagues. You will always talk about your salary in the following days, and you don't know what to say if you want to.
1 1, say hello to people, and you will find that interpersonal relationships are getting smoother and smoother. Even if others don't know your name, they are embarrassed to embarrass you.
12, make friends with people who have been persuading you. Although you will feel bored, they really do it for your own good. There are really not many such people out of society, and it is luck to meet them.
13, wherever you go, there are always people who don't agree with you. This is normal. Don't try to compromise yourself, it's different from before.
14, it doesn't matter if you have no money at home, you still have to learn a skill to at least support your family.
15, don't go out with the leader for fear of misunderstanding, especially girls.
16, don't believe good words, it's not practical but easy to fool people.
17, credentials and contracts are very important. You said that no one would believe it without evidence.
18, don't reason with others, ability is the last word. When you have the ability, everything you say makes sense and others will listen.
19, you can always meet people who want to win everything. It's no use, don't argue any more, it's easy to offend others.
20. Rich people are afraid of sinners, and even a little thing done by others can make them capsize. Therefore, after you leave the society, you must not offend anyone. This is really a loss.
2 1, everyone tries their best to hide the money, and they are afraid that others will know and remember. Keeping money secret is one of the compulsory courses for going out to society.
22. Don't cooperate with people who have a little relationship to do business or work for them. In the end, it is easy to fall out, including friends and relatives.
23, when eating, don't be the first to move chopsticks, a group of people will look at you and leave a bad impression.
24. When it's time to give gifts, no one will despise such behavior, just because many people are doing it. As long as you can get a promotion and a quick salary increase, it is really cost-effective to give some gifts.
25. Make friends with leaders who want to help you. They are likely to become your nobles and be brought up step by step.
26. Many people lose if they talk too much, but those who know how to speak often win the prize, which shows that speaking is a profound art. ..
27. After coming out of society, you should be wary of anyone. Good and evil can happen in an instant.
28. Don't take too much cash when you go out. There are always people who happen to see it and improvise. In fact, others didn't think of it at first, but only when they saw so much money.
Cherish your friends in your hometown and school. When you leave the society, you will find that all the people you know are colleagues, and colleagues will not be friends.
Don't tell anyone that you are poor. You will lose many contacts and opportunities. After all, no one likes to associate with the poor, including you.
3 1, after coming out of society, the first time is to put down the so-called "face". When you have no money, no one will give you face, which is useless, but you will be laughed at.
Don't waste yourself because you are poor. After all, poverty is only a temporary thing, but people with poor hearts are really hopeless.
33. Decisiveness and economy can best grasp opportunities, rather than hesitation and lack of money to miss them. In fact, many people are like this.
34. After leaving the society, it means that your parents are old, leaving you less and less time, and you will soon face the economic pressure to support your parents.
35. Some students who are not good at reading may get along well, which is also an unexpected result, because they dare to rush and are not afraid of failure.
36. Every company has certain rules and regulations for playing games, some of which are wrong. But if no one says it, that is the default attitude, and you should not point it out.
Doing something wrong is not only a matter of apologizing, but also a matter of courage to take responsibility.
Don't expect everyone to be generous or understand you. After coming out of society, you can also make a crime in a few words.
39. After coming out of the society, I can't eat any more hardships and go back to school immediately. This is the best opportunity for the poor to turn over, and there is no one.
40. You will see many unexpected things and people, but what will become complicated is the complexity of people's hearts.
4 1, your first job is really important. Don't look around casually, it will affect your future. Choose carefully.
42, young people don't want to suddenly get rich overnight, it is impossible to think about it.
43. Give others face under any circumstances, others will give you face, and mutual respect will last long.
44. After leaving the society, don't talk if you can't talk, and don't drink if you can't drink, for fear of offending others.
45. Remember to learn to package yourself, and you will find that people are more and more extensive. After all, clothes make the man.
46. It's not easy to be yourself if you don't associate with bad people and villains, but it's really quick to be influenced and learn bad.
47. Stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs, which will ruin a person. It's very simple.
48. Have the ability to learn well first, and then talk about salary.
49. Try not to lend money to others, only 100 yuan at most.
50. Men should strive for self-improvement and women should love themselves.
1 Don't make friends, don't listen to others easily, you must have your own opinions, don't go where you shouldn't go, and be satisfied with your work.
Especially girls, don't go out at night, don't make boyfriends casually, don't get too close to men with families, and don't eat with men. Don't pursue a high-quality life. Your heart must be steadfast and move forward step by step. Don't live with boys before you get married.
Don't make love online, it's not all bad, the proportion is too small. It's for boys. If the other person is an aunt or grandmother, you will hurt yourself. Don't rush for success. Boys should have a stable career and consider getting married and having children.
Girls, happiness is in your own hands, and your heart must not float. How much money others have is theirs. Don't get something for nothing. Girls will always suffer. When the time comes, the old man will listen to everything and parents will survive.
Boys, just entering the society, some girls are too scheming. Don't give blindly without knowing each other. All your hard-earned money goes into each other's pockets. You save money and eventually become a wife. You lose money and people too easily.
Six boys! Girls, you must remember that the other person doesn't know that he loves you, he doesn't understand you and doesn't tolerate you. He must not love you. Don't give silly, quit early. Boys' rhetoric is not credible, and girls' money is not credible. Love is a two-way effort, not a stop, and the other is a rush to the front. In a word, parents are the guides for your starting point in life.
1 a pig standing at the tuyere can fly into the sky, so it is very important to choose the right path.
Don't expect to get rich overnight, there is no such thing as a free lunch, and there will be no pie in the sky.
The best way is to take an examination, a good university and a civil servant. This is more important for children in ordinary families!
If it's really not school material, then learn a skill and craft. A craftsman who is hungry in a famine year can support his family without seeking great happiness.
5 Near Zhu Zhechi, near Mexico is black. Stay away from colleagues and friends with bad hobbies, and associate with people with good morality and ability.
Don't do business with your friends, lest your business fail, your money fail, and your friends become enemies.
7 don't go to work in a company run by a friend. You are a part-time job and he is the boss. At that time, you will feel uncomfortable and he will feel embarrassed.
Be easy-going and polite to others, even the uncle who keeps the door and the aunt who cleans the house should be polite to each other, which may have something to do with the boss.
Sweet mouth, say more nice things, and you can get the favor of others without spending money.
10 Don't tell colleagues about other people's faults, let alone gossip about your boss.
1 1 Don't be too kind, have your own bottom line. When you are bullied, you should be brave enough to fight back. You can't step back step by step, which makes people push their luck.
12 Try not to offend the villain, so as not to be stared at everywhere. Although the villains are insufficient, they are more than enough.
13 Try not to block other people's money, so as not to be resented.
14 when giving advice to others, you should stop, even your relatives and friends.
15 it is necessary for a new official to make three fires, that is, to tell others "I am coming."
16 Don't lend money to others. If you borrow it, you should be prepared not to come back.
17 don't borrow money online, you may not get away!
18 pornography, these three things must not be touched!
1. When children enter the society from school, they must first know how to be polite and respectful, and be a well-behaved person.
2. Pay attention to your external image, dress neatly, have a haircut, take a bath and change clothes frequently. There are no fancy clothes.
3. Get in touch with friends who work hard and make progress. "Birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups." Inadvertent friends will bring trouble to later life.
4. After taking part in the work, you should keep in touch with your former classmates appropriately. It's important to be young and have friends.
5, three or five friends get together, try to be generous and take the initiative to pay the bill.
6. Don't associate with friends with bad conduct. It's okay. As far away as possible.
7. Never forget to learn and accept new things in the days after taking part in work. In this life, it is never too old to learn.
8. In the work unit, talk less and do more, and respond to the work arranged by the leader as soon as possible.
9. Don't talk about your private life with colleagues.
10, don't play together in the unit, other colleagues or leaders will have bad ideas when they see it.
1 1. Don't touch online loans after entering the society. Online lending is a bottomless pit.
12. After entering the society, it is never too late to determine the relationship between men and women, regardless of the opposite sex.
13, chat with friends, don't tell right and wrong, just let others hear it.
14, don't always think about getting rich, wealth needs to be accumulated.
15, don't think someone is closer than his parents just because they have a few good words.
16, it is indispensable to harm people when entering society and to prevent people.
There are many of them, and I personally think there are two key ones. The first is that there is no need to harm civil air defense!
The second is that society is one or more rules of the game. If you don't have the strength to change the rules, please play by the rules!
The complexity of society cannot be explained by one or two reasons! Everyone grows up after being beaten by society!
1. Choice is greater than effort. If you make a wrong choice, your efforts will be in vain. If you choose correctly, you will get twice the result with half the effort.
2. Try to do what you like, because you love it, so you can persist for a long time, and you will work harder because of your love.
Save some money every month when you get paid, for nothing else. If you have money, you have confidence. In case of emergency in the future, don't bow your head for help.
Don't go into the factory, where the salary is not high, and people will become stupid if they stay for a long time.
Don't think about how much money you want to earn to repay your parents just after you leave society. Think about yourself first, pave the way for yourself and plan for the future. Only when you are in good health can you honor your parents better.
6. The whole world should be polite. Remember to be polite and kind when you go out. Whether you are a janitor or an aunt sweeping the floor, you should be polite.
7. Go out without parents' instructions, live alone, take care of yourself, remember to eat breakfast every day, and remember not to stay up late at night.
8. When you first go to a new company, you should study more. Newcomers don't understand a lot. Only by studying hard can we gain a foothold in the company as soon as possible.
9. No matter how good your relationship with your colleagues is, don't dig your brains. Colleagues with conflicts of interest may be friends today and enemies tomorrow.
10. Everything the leader says is right. Don't contradict him, let alone embarrass him in front of many people.
1 1. The rivers and lakes are sinister and the society is complex. You can't throw all my heart to others. Remember to leave three points when you speak.
12. Don't just show off at the company party, keep a low profile and start listening to others after speaking properly.
13. When you get along with friends, you should reciprocate. Don't wait until you are in trouble to think of your friends. You should also walk more and give gifts appropriately.
14. Stay away from friends who often ask you for drinks, and keep in touch with friends who often ask you for tea.
15. Don't do business with friends. Doing business together is easy to fall out, and the boat of friendship will also fall over.
16. Don't ask about women's age and weight, and don't ask about other colleagues' salary bonuses.
17. Unless you want to chase women, you should keep a proper distance from the opposite sex.
18. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't insult your friend and make fun of him in front of many people.
19. If you get help from others, you should give a red envelope or invite you to dinner to express your gratitude.
Don't get others drunk at the party, you may be responsible, and don't be drunk by others. Keep a low profile to avoid making a fool of yourself.
2 1. Depend on parents at home and friends outside. It is very important to choose the right friends.
22. Don't choose comfort when you should struggle, or you will regret it later.
23. Don't be a clerk, receptionist, security guard or courier. Choose a job that can get you promoted, and the road will be easier and easier in the future.
24. It is indispensable to harm civil air defense. Pay more attention when going out to ensure your own safety.
25. A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely. Don't treat money improperly, and don't do anything that tramples on morality for money!
Finally, earning money is secondary, and the most important thing is good health and happiness.
Ending: I wrote so much unconsciously. These heartfelt words must be told to my children in the future. This is advice and love. ...
First, study hard in adolescence.
Adolescence is the golden age of people. We should study hard and get into a good university. Now is the era of rapid development of science and technology. Only by studying can we improve our cultural level and scientific and technological level, make more contributions to society and create more wealth for ourselves and the country.
Second, you should have a skill.
If the child's academic performance is not very good and he can't get into a good university, he will go to a higher vocational school and learn a technical knowledge. Only in this way can they find jobs, stand on the society and support their families.
Third, work should be down to earth.
You should be down-to-earth, work hard, complain about others, don't look at the ocean and sigh, and change jobs frequently, so that you will never get the reuse of your leaders, and you will never get a promotion or a raise.
Fourth, be a low-key person and do high-profile things.
Be modest, calm, unassuming, not showing off, and advance and retreat moderately, so as to get the recognition and support of people around you.
Do things seriously and methodically, set a practical goal that suits you and implement it resolutely and decisively.
V. Be a moral person
Be a civilized person, be polite, be grateful, be conscientious, be honest and kind, have good thoughts, be broad-minded and respect others.
People are unpredictable, and the most dangerous people usually come from your acquaintances!
Everything that falls from the sky is almost a trap, so don't be greedy and forget the righteousness!
If evil does not suppress justice, justice may be late, but it will never be absent. Raise your head three feet, there is a god. Be a just person and don't be afraid of evil people!
1. People you don't like can stay away, but you can't chew people's tongues behind their backs. No one likes a long-winded person.
Society is not home, and no one will tolerate your rudeness, so be polite to others.
Be careful what you say and do, everything that comes out of your mouth is bad.
There are comparisons where there are people. Dressing neatly is more important than brand-name clothes, especially for girls. Comparing people makes it easy to make mistakes.
Kindness is good, but don't be too kind.
6. Your parents are your strong backing, but they are not the ones who take care of your mistakes. In the face of mistakes, they dare to take responsibility and escape.
7. Don't go to a smoky place, the society is sinister and people's hearts are unpredictable.
8. Emotional management is very important. Remember that impulse is the devil, and laws and regulations are not the school's student code.
9. Girls who don't wear makeup are easy to attract people with ulterior motives.
10. Boys should not be "eloquent" and frivolous. Civilized and steady people are more popular.
1 1. After entering the society, it is normal to fall in love and make friends, but you must choose people with good character.
12. Speaking of love, it's easy for you to love me madly. Girls should learn to love and protect themselves, and boys should learn to respect and not force girls.
13. Learn to manage money and save money. Don't be extravagant With money in your hand, you will encounter difficulties in Dont Ask For Help.
14. Differences in work are very common. Don't steal the limelight, go your own way. Listen to other people's opinions. What the boss wants is teamwork.
15. The improvement of ability is inseparable from learning. Books are the magic weapon of progress, and it is always right to read more.
1: Don't go whoring, it's illegal to go whoring, and it's shameful to be caught.
2. Don't take part in gambling. Gambling only loses money.
Don't mess around in the factory, there is no future.
Don't send takeout, the salary is not high and it is dangerous.
Don't associate with a woman who spends a lot of money. You can't afford it.
6. Don't do anything illegal and be a law-abiding citizen.
7: Don't fight, fighting is not good for anyone, and it is easy to get hurt.
8: Don't walk to see your mobile phone, you will be hit by a car and get hurt.
9: Don't go to bars and KTV. These places are chaotic and prone to accidents.
10: Don't drink the drinks handed by strangers, and be careful that there is medicine in the drinks.
1 1: Don't wander the streets, you have no money, you can't afford to eat or sleep well.
12: Don't give your bank card password to others, or others will transfer the money in your card.
13: Don't give your ID card to others. Be careful of others doing illegal things with your ID card.
14: Don't disclose your personal information to others, or others will cheat you.
15: Girls should not go out at night, it is not safe at night, especially after midnight.
16: Girls should not believe what men say, they are easily deceived and hurt themselves.
17: Don't waste money. Money is hard to come by. Don't buy designer clothes and shoes.
18: Learn to save money for financial management. If you save more money, you will feel safe.
19: Boys should find a girlfriend before the age of 25. It is easy to find a girlfriend when you are young, but it is difficult to find a girlfriend after 30.
20: Girls should not get married too early. It is best to get married around the age of 25. Save some money first and save it for marriage.
2 1: Boys work hard to earn money to buy a car, and it is easy to find a girlfriend after buying a car.
22: Young people should not rush to borrow money to buy a house, and then consider buying a house when they have certain economic strength.
23: Boys should be willing to spend money chasing girls. Boys are too stingy to catch up with their girlfriends.
24: Don't smoke. Smoking is bad for your health. It costs several hundred dollars a month.
25: Don't drink with friends often. Being drunk is easy to make mistakes. Drink less if you can.
Don't drink and drive, it's illegal to drink and drive, and it's easy to hit others when driving.
27: Don't be tired when driving. It's easy to get distracted when driving for a long time. Take a rest after driving for four hours.
28: When looking for a job outside, you should bring enough money, and the cost of finding a job is very high. You should pay attention to the method of finding a job and try to find the most suitable job in the shortest time.
29: When looking for a job, you can't be playful, you can't go to Internet cafes to play games, you must concentrate on finding a job and you can't be distracted.
Learn to change yourself in society, relying on others is unreliable, and relying on yourself is the most reliable.
3 1: work calmly in the factory. Factory management is very strict. Don't lose your temper no matter how bad it is.
32: Get along well with colleagues and don't have contradictions. If you are friendly to others, others will be friendly to you.
Don't lend money to people who are about to resign. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't borrow it. After someone resigns, they may not pay you back.
Colleagues should learn to respect each other and not speak ill of others. You respect others, and others will respect you.
35: Stay in the dormitory to prevent thieves, put away valuables and lock them, and don't let others steal them.
Don't give your mobile phone to others for too long, protect your privacy.
37: Be diligent when working outside. If the leader takes a fancy to you, he will help you get a promotion and a raise.
Speak politely to the leader, not too strongly.
39: the work arranged by the leaders should be done well, and the work should not be sloppy.
Learn to study outside of work and improve your skills and academic qualifications.
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