How to understand American humor

American humor is wise and elegant, not as straightforward as eastern humor. Sometimes I speak American humor and people don't understand me. There may be some cultural differences in it. Try to give an example of American humor: the pilot's manual.

1. Every takeoff is voluntary and every landing is mandatory.

2. Always keep the number of landings equal to the number of takeoffs.

When you feel confused, please keep high, because no one collides with the sky.

4. The survival probability is inversely proportional to the ground angle. The landing angle is large, and the chance of survival is small.

5. There are three principles for landing well, but unfortunately no one knows which three …

6. At the beginning, you have two bags. The bag of luck is full, but the bag of experience is empty. The key is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag becomes empty!

7. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from poor judgment.

8. There are old pilots and brave pilots here; However, there are no brave old pilots here.

9. Flying is not dangerous, but crashing is.

10, the only time I feel too much gasoline is when I catch fire.

1 1, a "good" landing means that you can safely step out of the cabin; An "excellent" landing means the plane can be used again.

12, the propeller is actually just a big fan to cool the pilot. When it stops, basically you will see the pilot start sweating.