Funny limerick about mountain climbing

1. An interesting poem about mountain climbing

Funny poem about mountain climbing 1 Climb Mount Tai and write funny poems.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and the ancients used no paper for defecation.

Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, or sing nunchakus across the river. Mountains and rivers are picturesque, and life is like a dream.

The wind blows clouds, and I love King Adi all my life. I left quietly, just as I came gently.

I shook the bag and didn't take a cabbage with me. Brother Zeng divorced and lived in Chris Lee in the early stage.

The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the canteen at the door. I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a long time. XX's family are idiots.

I am flying down to thousands of feet, and there is no paper in my stool. Love makes you old, and love makes you die young.

If it is sentimental, it will be old and won't worry me every day. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and three layers. The hero is sad about Beauty Pass, whose name is Zhao Benshan.

Is the departure of booger the pursuit of thumb or the non-retention of booger? Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Tianma Meteor Boxing specializes in treating tracheitis.

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2. Classic sentences of climbing emotions

1. I looked up and my colleagues had started climbing the mountain. The mountain is not high, less than two kilometers. There are several hills and slopes. Although there are no tall trees, they are full of green.

I climbed the slope. The steps are wedged with wooden blocks and crisscross. The steps are left with soil, and it is noisy and continuous.

People are playing when boarding the plane, but when boarding the plane, their voices are quiet. Some people squatted on the ground to have a rest. Some people can't hold on, so they retreat. 2. Stop to rest your feet, wipe your sweat and look up. Ah, under the blue sky, the TV launcher that goes straight into the sky is close at hand, come on! 3. Wan Li East River enters the sea, and five thousand mountains climb skyscrapers.

The adherents wept in the dust and looked south to Julian Waghann for another year. 4. Cats pounce on dogs, rabbits roll eagles, monkeys climb trees, tigers climb mountains, pythons turn over and dragons explore their claws.

After a long journey of half an hour, I finally reached the top of the mountain. The scenery on the mountain is really beautiful! The house at the foot of the mountain turned into sugar cubes and the Minjiang River into ribbons. Only then did I appreciate the majesty of the mountains. 6.

Halfway through the sunny ocean, the sacred rooster crows in space. 7. it will be on the top, and the mountain is small.

8. What a dense landscape painting! I am in it now, standing in the breeze, proudly saying, "Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky." Emerge spontaneously. Only a dozen meters from the ground, I feel that my breathing is no longer so calm. I'm sweating like a pig. I can't walk fifty steps anymore. They have been sitting on the steps at the same time.

9. Sitting halfway up the mountain, I hope I will never get up again. I hope I can roll to the foot of the mountain when I go down ... so tired.

10. Don't be afraid of clouds covering your eyes, because you are on the top floor. 1 1. Cloud, when I look back, I cling to my back, and I can't see anyone in Qingyi.

12. The mountains covered the white sun, and the oceans drained the golden rivers. By going up one flight of stairs, look further.

13. I feel a little tired soon, so we always have a rest when climbing the mountain. Along the way, we talked about everything, and Bo Gu also talked about Kan Kan. We enjoyed the beautiful scenery and felt the famous mountain culture.

But see "the cloud is not * * this mountain is neat, and the mountain is hazy and gray." Xiao Yuefei faces a thousand trees, and the autumn river is separated by several peaks to the west, which shows that "the mountains with four walls are high, and the white clouds are what I want." "

Yaochi is fruitful, and the mystery of Qiling is everywhere. "So artistic conception, how can there be many literati poems?

On the mountain road, boys wear food and so on, and girls wear sportswear. The vitality of young people began to show their indomitable spirit and cheer for each other, even though they were sweating and panting. 14. You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart.

It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope. -Liu Yong direction 15. After more than two hours of hard work, we finally climbed to the top of the mountain.

"It's really tall, very open, and there is no other way." "Looking at the city from Tianmen, the vast plains are foggy." Indeed, it is a good taste to live in high places and the sky is high and the clouds are light. Although he lives at the foot of the mountain, his friends don't climb very much. I don't know whether it is because of the growth of age or the burden of life. Once he reached the peak, he was even more impressed: the scenery is high and the life is dusty.

If everything goes naturally, why worry about the same situation? 16. Life is like climbing a mountain. Everyone keeps accumulating things in the process of progress, including your reputation, status, rights, wealth, family, friendship, love and so on.

Many people only know how to pile things into their bags, but they don't put them down, so that they are exhausted. In fact, if people want to gain something, they will lose something. Only by learning to give up can they get happiness.

17. Live like a climber every day, climb slowly and persistently, and remember to enjoy the scenery passing by every moment. 18. We walked and stopped, talking and laughing, and climbed to the top of the mountain with great interest, regardless of our backache and weakness.

19. Standing on the top of the mountain, you can see the scenery of the small town from a distance, with tall buildings and swaying figures looming. In the distance, the mountains are winding and the white clouds are hazy, giving people infinite reverie.

The fields are criss-crossed, and the ponds are rippling. 20. Standing at the foot of the mountain, looking up at Shentong Mountain, the peaks are towering, the rocks are empty, the trees are high and the forest is deep, a few white clouds are wandering on the mountainside, and the rain is still falling on you. Cui Wei, the faint fog is more and more thick hanging over the avatar mountain.

2 1. I climbed the winding stone steps with a pot of water on my back and a bamboo pole in my hand. Climbing a mountain is really hard work. Soon after I set out, my feet were worn out, my legs began to tremble and I was exhausted. I'm out of breath and want to "have wings under my wings and go straight to the top of the mountain."

22. With a little mystery, we set out against the rising sun and climbed the mountain in the dense jungle on the stone ladder. We were really excited. Now that I think about it, perhaps the mysterious desire for the top of the mountain played a role! So I walked and rested, and finally climbed to the top of the mountain! 23. Follow the winding mountain road paved with stones, climb the stairs, shuttle through the lush forest, enjoy the touch of warm spring breeze, and hear the gentle harmony of birds, and you will see a bright world. The grass is green, tender and full of vitality.

The green trees are in bud, showing bright green against the sunshine, as if to show us all their vitality. 24. The higher you go, the stronger the wind and the more biting it is. Countless birds flapped their white wings and sang in the mountains. I know we broke their dreams.

The dust brought by the feet of the person in front of me made me blind, so I had to stumble in the chaos. I'm panting, too. My sun hat is wet and my body is getting heavier and heavier. Sweat on my forehead runs down my cheeks ... 25. What a rich and dense landscape painting! I am in it now, standing in the breeze, proudly saying, "Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky." Emerge spontaneously.

Only a dozen meters from the ground, I feel that my breathing is no longer so calm. I'm sweating like a pig. I can't walk fifty steps anymore. They have been sitting on the steps at the same time. Stop to rest your feet, wipe your sweat, and look up. Ah, under the blue sky, the TV transmitter needle that goes straight into the sky is close at hand. Come on! 26. When we reached the top of the mountain, the scenery suddenly changed and we could have a panoramic view.

The continuous ridge is like the back of a herd of cattle. When we step on the green carpet, sometimes we can see the colors on the hillside.

3. Interesting poems

Degang Guo's poem 1, Waves over the Cloud was once classified as Bao, but who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.

I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend.

But it hurts to see a piece of land. I don't want to hit anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend. 4. Snobbish is snobbish, who will gently repeat the confidant! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle. 5, wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune.

At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate. Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade.

There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery. 6. Insert the young crops into Noda and look down at the water.

Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress. 7. It's not that friends don't get together. When do friends get together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.

8. Killing his wife, Wuqi, is so ignorant that it hurts and is ridiculous. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.

9. Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.

10, I cover it, you cover it, you cover it with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money.

You hold my feet when going up the hill, and I carry you when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter.

When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me. 1 1, I'm happy to take advantage, but I'm depressed.

No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow. 12, know the world, don't open your mouth, just nod in front of people.

If you don't even nod your head, you won't worry or worry all your life. 13, Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing turned his back on Zi Zhan. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.

14, gain year, delay year; Have happiness, and joy. Everything is always in the sky, so why bother?

Don't worry about width, don't worry about narrowness. I don't know whether it is prosperous and useless in ancient and modern times.

Jingu bustling fundus dust, Huaiyin career front to blood. At the Lintong meeting, bile disappeared, and Xiao Sheng in Danyang County was completely lost.

The arrival of weak grass is better than spring flowers, full of pure gold and pure iron. Freedom and happiness are cheap, but you don't know the taste until you get old. You can live for a long time without wearing or eating.

15, Zhou Gongwei rumors day, when Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life! 16, fame is never heard, right and wrong are always clear.

I believe people for a while. 17, the ancestral system is detailed, and Li Yu is peaceful for a hundred years.

White eyes are unreasonable and stubborn, and there are many accidents. 18, 5. Ye Ming is peaceful. Is there any more intense dispute with Xiang Jun? Say that Yao and Shun are the law, serve Yizhou and help others to be wise.

All the old ministers live in scattered places because of the new law. Look back at the old man in the comfort zone, and satirize Du Ziyin in Tianjin first.

19, the article says that it is natural, and it is biased towards evil knowledge. It is true that arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way and eating bait by mistake.

Seek your own ambition before you die, and your own ambition after you die. Seeing Yin, the dead child, handcuffed, I knew justice was clear.

20, life has been known for its arrogance, and death is still hypocritical and deceptive. Wu left no good words, but floating words.

The fields fled to an empty house, said Millennium Chen Gen, young crops. I have to worry about adding snow to my temples all night because I didn't see it myself.

2 1, contrast between good and evil, see the pros and cons; Stop people from doing evil and persuade people to do good. 22. The wind and the phoenix are homesick, inviting them to travel around the world and asking them to burn. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why go to Sishang now? 23, there are beautiful women in the boudoir, the room is close to me, why do you have to be a mandarin duck, and your jaw is stubborn! 24, Phoenix Phoenix from my habitat, I want to enjoy the tail forever.

Friendship and harmony, but my wings fly high in the middle of the night and I feel sad when I miss them. 25, the night is quiet and the moon is full, please let the wind and Zhejiang drain the forest.

Zhu Xian's slow promotion of lovesickness is not a matter of not playing with his bosom friends. 26. It's autumn when you come, and it's spring and autumn when you come.

Upstairs, you can't move for eight thousand miles. There are countless green hills, countless white clouds and countless green waters.

It's rare to be 70 years old in life. Count how many degrees time can come! 27. The peaks are green and the pavilions on the clouds are monasteries. No one spoke on the railing all day, and the cold spring was full of flowers.

28, apricot blossoms and red rain, pear blossoms and white snow, ashamed of short pavilions and long roads. There are thousands of volumes in the chest, and the words are eternal. There are many mistakes in Fang Xin's Confucian crown.

29, Dong Jun also returned home, flowers all over the floor. Xiao Qing doesn't need to be busy when there is a road, so he wears sandals to go home.

30. Adventure through the Qin Pass, trudge along the Yangtze River, and rugged Wan Li to Qiantang. Life is short, the treasure has a seal, and every word dares to touch my emperor.

3 1, if you can't be famous, you will eat the neighborhood. Return the purple robe to your hometown, and return to your hometown with all your clothes on.

32. In the past, Sima Feng Yang Tong became emperor today. If all articles meet the Lord, fame will come sooner or later.

33. There is no way at dawn, and there is a short flame lamp before the wind. I'm afraid I can't become a monk, but I'm afraid I'll lose a monk if I gain something.

34. There was Meng Changjun in the State of Qi, and evil was strong in the town of Jin. The five elements are partial to me, and I want to ask about the stars.

35. The sharp grass is tied around the waist and lingers in the pot. If you meet Tang Sanzang again, you will take off your clothes in the future.

36. Sweet dumplings are sacrificed to Qu Yuan every year. Today, the monk is getting married. How much do you know about full house, which comes first, life or death? 37. The teeth ring in winter and winter, and the official rows are on both sides; Rebecca's life and death case, the mastermind of Dongyue.

38. Stay with Qu Yuan's delicious zongzi and try your best to participate in the dragon boat race. Since then, the umbilical cord has been broken, and there is no need to meet again in the afterlife.

39. Haven't you ever been stupid? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.

40. The mountains are beautiful and the geese are warm and dry. The eastern suburbs gradually feel that flowers are for the eyes, and the south is vaguely grass and buds.

Willow on the embankment, but no crow hides. Seek incense and live in the mountains. Several trees in the faucet have fallen red plums, but the branches of red apricots have not yet blossomed.

4 1, every day the brothel is drunk in a dream, and I don't know that it is spring outside the city. The apricot blossoms began to rain, and the willows gently shook the breeze.

Floating painting fat, dancing green, outside the green cage bridge. Pedestrians don't enter the fairyland, how heavy are the people in the bead curtain? 42. First, the spring is strong, listen to Yan language, and see it through the curtain.

On the small bridge, the willow is fragrant, and on the mountain temple, the peach is red. When the young man is old, the butterfly moves westward, and it is hard to find hatred in spring. The vegetation is in the rain and pear blossoms are everywhere.

43. Spring breeze is sometimes good and sometimes evil. No spring breeze can blossom, and flowers are blown down by the wind.

44. Before it rained, I saw flowers first. After the rain, there were no flowers under the leaves. Bees and butterflies have climbed over the wall, but spring scenery is next door.

45. The willow flowers in March are scattered lightly, floating around, sending them back to life. This flower is a heartless thing, flying east and west.

46. When the flowers bloom, in March, butterflies come to grab them. Pick the spring scenery to the horizon, adding sadness to the sidewalk.

47. When the flowers bloom, they are bright and thick. What's wrong with spring nights? The oriole is crying.