Two short stories of dialectical celebrities about two sides of things! !

In the dispute between Chu and Han, Chu Huaiwang issued a decree that whoever entered the customs first would be king. After that, Liu Bang first broke through Xianyang and entered the customs. However, due to the strength of Xiang Yu at that time, after the Hongmen banquet, Liu Bang voluntarily withdrew from Xianyang and retreated to Shu. Finally, he built a plank road, secretly crossed Chencang, defeated the overlord in one fell swoop, established the Han Empire, and realized the inheritance of the Han Dynasty for 600 years.

Once, Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick, which made him unable to stand up and squat down, but soon, he stood up casually. Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it?

Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw was worried that he was weak-willed and would propose to this female classmate, so he decided to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his legs. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded.

A lady said to Mao Mu, I have been with a man for a long time, but I'm not sure if I'm in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said: there is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush?

Someone asked Dumas: Why can you enter your old age with great composure? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today.

Fang was a famous figure in the Tang Dynasty. Before he became an official, he was seriously ill. He said to his wife Lu: If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry. Lushi went to the room and dug out an eye to show that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from illness and rose to the high position of prime minister, always showing great respect for his wife.

Agatha Christie, a female novelist, whose husband is an archaeologist, was once asked by a friend at a party: How do you feel when an imaginative woman like you marries an antique player? Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them.

Voltaire visited England on 1727. He found that the British hated the French very much. A group of Englishmen shouted at him: Kill him and hang the Frenchman! Voltaire said: English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it hard enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment.

Chaplin can compose music, direct and act. He is a rare all-round filmmaker. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, I hit him several times with my hand, but I missed him, so I asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times and they all looked at it. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now!

After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarrying river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone once wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, which makes Li Bai's poems famous forever; Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban.

In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words he had written all his life. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by the teacher, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations.

Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a meeting. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. At this time, in a large group of people, one whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. Lincoln listened and said, friend, God likes ordinary people, so he gave birth to many ordinary people.

Carnegie, the American steel magnate, talks about the secret of his success: I think my greatest advantage is that I can arouse people's enthusiasm. The best way for people to do their best is to appreciate him and praise him. The boss's criticism is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of deployment. I have never seen a person do things better when he is blown on cloud nine than when he is praised.

Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said: I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now. But I'm thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while senior students leave school with only a little knowledge.

Curtis, a famous German doctor, once gave a banquet to entertain guests. He had to cut up the roast pig on the table and give it to the guests. He cut the pig's chest straight with a knife, then cut it horizontally, and then pulled the cut mushrooms and other fillings out of the pig's stomach in a quick and unique way. Then he took out a suitcase from his pocket, a surgical needle and thread from the suitcase, and sewed up the cut chest.

Kate Ritchie, a famous professor at Harvard University in the United States, is an authority on Shakespeare studies. Once, when he was teaching Shakespeare on the pulpit, he accidentally stepped into the air and fell under the pulpit. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum: after 40 years of teaching, this is the first time that I have fallen to the same level as the audience!

Once, there was a performance competition imitating Chaplin somewhere. There were as many as thirty or forty participants, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life!