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What is the pseudoscience you dislike the most?
My mother has received calls from Aunt M for three consecutive days. I repeatedly urged my mother to go to her clinic to learn about a newly launched "high-end drug" that specializes in treating diabetes.
During lunch break, we were all too sleepy to keep our eyes open. However, every time at this time, my aunt's phone call will always come on time. Forget it if it was a recorded harassing phone call. The problem is that this aunt and my mother graduated from the same school and are senior obstetricians and gynecologists. The relationship between the two has always been good. After she retired, she opened a clinic and received many patients every day. But since her hundreds of thousands of savings were wasted in a financial management company, her attitude has changed a bit.
I listened to a few words nearby, which probably meant:
This is the latest drug that has just been launched to treat diabetes. It works quickly, has good curative effect, is painless and has no side effects. Countless people have personally experienced that blood sugar levels tend to drop. Get rid of insulin! Eat and drink with confidence! ! !
I wonder if this sounds familiar to you?
This is the style of an old expert.
I’m annoyed, but I can’t argue with it. I asked my mother to ask, is this medicine certified as a national medicine? What's the batch number? Are there clinical research results and data to support it?
Answer: We are applying for national drug approval and it will be approved soon! The clinical effect is reliable! My husband is eating it! My brother is eating it! My cousin’s third uncle is also eating! My colleague’s husband is also eating it! It's all down! Are you still taking insulin control? Oh no! Dependent! You can get rid of insulin by taking this medicine! It’s only 3888 a month, and you’ll get a month free if you eat for three months!
For the first time, my mother said it would be okay to turn around and I understood, so she declined. Unexpectedly, I called again the next day. My mother said that my insulin control was very good now, so I didn’t want to change it yet. The result is yet another round of insulin dependence theory. On the third day, it happened again.
I really can’t stand it anymore. If this continues, my lunch break every day will be disrupted, and my mind will not be too confused in the afternoon! My mother had no choice but to go to her clinic.
After I came back, my mother said that this person had been brainwashed. My mother also met so-called "manufacturer experts" in the clinic to explain the medicines to the elderly who came to learn about them. I really couldn't bear to listen, so my mother said something was wrong and came back quickly.
Actually, my circle of friends is full of pseudoscience. What kind of plant enzymes can extend your life? What kind of facial mask can whiten and remove freckles without any chemical additives? You can also drink it. A few days ago, there was a gynecological gel seller who posted a picture with the following text:
Uterine fibroids that have been with me for many years fell away after using such and such gel, along with the detoxification of leucorrhea!
My eyes are about to fall off, okay! !
I hate these things the most, because they all take advantage of the eagerness of people who are suffering from illness! Whether it is uterine fibroids or diabetes for many years, including the rheumatic bone disease, insomnia and asthma shown on TV, none of them make people take medicine all year round. Suddenly found a life-saving straw, and the medicine cured the disease? ! If you are not careful, you may take your life away too! If you deceive the elderly who are not well-educated and slow to update their knowledge, or deceive the patients who are eager to relieve their pain, won't your consciences hurt? !
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