Story jokes and English comprehension

These are all accumulated from other web pages for you to choose and adopt. It's not easy to find so many.

Once upon a time, there was a wolf. The wolf is crippled. He can't go out to eat.

He is hungry and thirsty. He saw a sheep.

"If you bring me water," he said, "I will find some food." But the sheep said, "If I bring you water, I will be your food."

Wolves and sheep

Once upon a time, there was a wolf here. He's hurt. He can't go out hunting. He felt hungry and thirsty when he saw a sheep. "You give me some water to quench my thirst," he said. "I can find my own food."

"Yes," the sheep replied, "if I bring you water to drink, then I will cook for you."

A long time ago, a mountain shook.

People came from all directions to see what would happen.

"A river will appear." One person said. "Soon there will be dragons." Another man said.

A day later, a mouse jumped out from there.

hill

A long time ago, a mountain thundered and shook. People from far and near came to see what had happened.

A man said, "There will be a big river."

Another man said, "There must be dragons."

After waiting for a few days, a small crack finally opened on the hillside, but a mouse jumped out.

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them." His mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't. Use your hat."

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I don't have a shopping bag, so use your hat."

Thirsty pigeon, thirsty pigeon

A pigeon was thirsty and saw a glass of water painted on the billboard. She didn't expect that it was just a photo. She flew past with a shout and accidentally bumped into the billboard, shaking herself badly. She broke her wings, fell to the ground and was caught by a bystander.

Enthusiasm should not exceed caution.

A dove was so thirsty that she saw a water bottle painted on the drawing board and thought it was true. He flew over at once, only to find that he hit the drawing board, broke his wings and fell to the ground, making it easy to be caught.

In other words, some people want to get what they need in a hurry, and if they act rashly on impulse, they will encounter misfortune.

Crow and Swan Crow and Swan

A crow saw a swan and wanted to get the same beautiful feathers for herself. Suppose the swan is bright white because he bathes in swimming water, and the crow leaves the altar nearby where he makes a living and lives in lakes and ponds. However, although he often washed his feathers, he couldn't change their colors, because he died for lack of food.

A change of habit cannot change nature.

Crows envy the white feathers of swans. He guessed that swans must bathe often, which is why their feathers are so white and flawless. So he resolutely left the altar where he lived and came to the rivers and lakes. He washed his feathers every day, not only didn't wash them white at all, but starved to death because of lack of food.

The story is that human nature will not change with the change of lifestyle.

Goat and Shepherd Goat and Shepherd

A shepherd wants to take a lost goat back to his flock. He whistled and blew his horn in vain; The stragglers didn't notice the call. Finally, the shepherd threw a stone and broke its horn, begging the goat not to tell his master. The goat replied, "Why, you stupid guy, although I keep silent, the horn can talk."

Don't try to hide what you can't hide.

Many goats were driven to the sheepfold by shepherds. A goat was eating something delicious, so he stayed alone. The shepherd picked up a stone and threw it out, just breaking the horn of a goat. The shepherd was afraid and asked the goat not to tell his master. The goat said, "even if I don't say it, how can I hide it?" My horn is broken, which is an obvious fact. "

This story shows that an obvious crime cannot be concealed.

money grubber

A miser sold all his things, bought a piece of gold, buried it in a hole by an old wall, and went to see it every day. One of his workers noticed that he often went to the S pot and decided to observe his actions. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, dug down, found the gold nugget and stole it. When the miser came for the second time, he found that the hole was empty and began to pull his hair and lament loudly. A neighbor, seeing that he had overcome his sadness and the reasons for studying, said, "Please don't be sad; But take a stone, put it in the hole and imagine that the gold is still lying there. It will give you the same service; Because when the gold was there, you didn't, because you didn't use it at all. "

A miser sold all his possessions for gold bars and buried them in a secret place. He goes to see his treasure every day. A shepherd herding sheep nearby observed carefully and learned the truth. After he left, he dug up the gold nuggets and took them away. When the miser came again, he found that the gold in the hole was gone, so he beat his chest and wept bitterly. A man saw him so sad, asked the reason and said, "hey, friend, don't be sad again." Although you bought gold, you don't really own it. " Take a stone instead of gold and put it in the hole. As long as you think it is gold, you will be very happy. This is no different from the real gold nugget effect. In my opinion, you never used that gold nugget when you owned it. "

This story shows that if all the property is useless, it is meaningless.

Wolf and Lamb Wolf and Lamb

A wolf met a lost lamb and decided not to be rough with it, but to find some excuses to prove to the lamb that the wolf had the right to eat it. He said to him, "Boy, you insulted me last year." "Really," the lamb bleated in a sad tone, "I wasn't born then." The wolf said, "You are eating in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the lamb, "I haven't tasted grass yet." The wolf said, "You drank from my well." "No," exclaimed the lamb, "I have never drunk water, because so far, my mother's milk is both food and drink for me." The wolf immediately caught him and ate him, saying, "All right! I won't skip meals, even if you refute every accusation I make. "

A tyrant always finds an excuse for his tyranny.

A lamb is drinking water by the river. When the wolf saw it, he wanted to find a justified excuse to eat him. So he ran to the upper reaches of the river and said that the lamb stirred the river and made him unable to drink clear water. The lamb replied that he was just standing by the river drinking water, and he was downstream, so it was impossible to muddy the upstream water. Seeing that the plan failed, the wolf said, "My father was scolded by you last year." The lamb said that he was not born at that time. The wolf said to him, "No matter how you defend yourself, I won't let you go anyway."

It can be seen that it is ineffective to find any legitimate excuse for the wicked.

Bats and weasels

A bat fell to the ground and was caught by a weasel, begging for mercy. The weasel refused, saying that he was born the enemy of all birds. The bat assured him that he was not a bird but a mouse, so he was released. After a while, the bat fell to the ground again and was caught by another weasel. He also begged the weasel not to eat him. The weasel said that he had a special hostility to mice. The bat assured him that he was not a mouse, but a bat, so he escaped for the second time.

It is wise to make good use of the environment.

The bat fell to the ground and was taken away by the weasel. He begged for mercy. The weasel said he would never let him go. He hates birds by nature. The bat said he was a mouse, not a bird, so he let him go. Later, the bat fell again and was caught by another weasel. He begged again and again not to eat him. The weasel says he hates all mice. The bat changed his mind and said that he was a bird, not an old mouse, and was released again. In this way, the bat changed its name twice and finally survived.

This story shows that we must improvise to avoid danger.