April Fool’s Day funny jokes

Introduction: God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. But God also knows that there are no fools in the world. , created you by the way. The following are funny April Fools' Day prank sentences, welcome to read!

1. Poor mobile phone users, it is very regrettable that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Now the bacteria are uniformly dressed, full of energy, and lined up neatly, passing through your body with vigorous steps...

2. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this!! I understand you!! Such a taint! I’m so sorry!

3. I’ve known you so far, and you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Apart from you, there are no other people in my heart. In my eyes, there is basically a pile of shit, but you are different, because you are? Two piles of shit. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Congratulations, you have been admitted to the uncultured class of the barbaric department of the American Niu Jing University. Please bring your stupidity, weird and complicated diseases to the Jiulu Street Tieda. This is a report from the American Shit Hall.

5. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, the way you walk, your happy expression, your coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what makes me most angry is that you don’t catch me Mouse, you are still losing your hair!

6. I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear water. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I had nothing to do, I lay on the grass and watched you eating grass tenderly!

7. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a stinking pit. After you climbed up, you said: In the end, it was a good period of life, and even the latrine was fragrant.

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9. Happy April Fool's Day! There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called indescribable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages! Happy April Fool's Day.

10. If you forward this message 3 times, you will have wealth; if you forward it 6 times, you will have official luck; if you forward it 10 times, you will have good luck; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend money. 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day.

11. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is cultivated is talent, what women want is a figure, who sends messages is a genius, and I am reading a text message It's a fool. Happy April Fool's Day.

12. When you are angry, you are like an angel coquettishly; when you dance, you are like a swan stretching; when you walk, you are like a mandarin duck doing exercises. Your enchantment hides a knife, your charm is better than a cat; to be honest, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fools' Day!

13. When Tang Monk took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Monk When Zhu Bajie came closer and looked at it, he said angrily: "You pighead, you actually have time to read text messages!"

14. Please walk to the nearest telephone pole and speak loudly to the wild advertisement above. "It's possible that my illness can be saved."

15. I saw you on the street. You were with someone. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept following you. Slap your ass. I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front of you, stop! Happy April Fool's Day.

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