Sui, a 400-word composition about this family

There is an old neighbor in our family. Their life is always happy, and every family member has a great sense of humor. They can make the neighbors laugh every day. This is really a family. Five living treasures!

One of the family members - grandpa. Although their grandfather is 80 years old, he is actually as good as a 10-year-old child and is a master of cold jokes, nicknamed the "King of Sneers."

He once told me a cold joke. He said: "A sheep squats in a pigsty and types a four-character word." Me: "Birds of a feather flock together?" Grandpa: "Wrong, wrong, Wrong! It's a sudden setback of yin and yang" (a sheep squatting wrong). "I smiled coldly, but he laughed loudly, and said while laughing: "We people are so happy today!"

I really can't do anything to him. Grandpa Wang, you can't Aren’t you kidding me?

This grandpa’s wife, grandma, is not only very funny, but also has a strange surname - Nanmen, isn’t it?

Grandma Men’s knife skills are very good and she can cut vegetables very quickly.

Once, I asked my grandma: “Your knife skills are very good and you can cut vegetables very quickly. Why is that?” "I made the same expression as Xiao Shenyang at the Spring Festival Gala the year before last, and my tone was the same as that of Xiao Shenyang.

Grandma said: "My knife skills are good because I practiced chopping firewood at home when I was a child. My chopping speed is because I am a fast-talking person. The things in my hands are snapping so fast! ”

I said: “Grandma, you really know how to joke.” You are really worthy of being a ‘comic star’ (Grandma Nanmen’s nickname)”.

The bamboo boards are so good. Let’s not praise anything else. Let’s praise the father of this family. What’s wrong with him? , listen to me praise you, you will understand after listening.

The above is my own allegro. Speaking of their father, his surname is Liu. (Uncle Liu’s nickname).

The singer sings all the time, but because of his "problem" of singing, he has not been awarded the title of "advanced worker" for several years.

I recorded it: Uncle Liu likes to sing "The Moon Represents My Heart" on the way to work, "Calabash Baby" on the way home, and "I'll Love You Even If You Die" during lunch break; at dinner in the evening Loves to sing "Look at My 72 Changes" (I'm really worried that he will choke when eating)... It's not complete yet, waiting for statistics.

There is an elf in their family - Shuai Shuai, that's right. He is the son of a singer.

This little naughty man is a "know-it-all" and can answer any question.

Once, I asked him: "What is the black hole in the universe?" formed? "

Shuai Shuai: "The black hole of the universe is a person who made a hole in the universe with his hands, and then made a black rag behind it. ”

I’m so surprised that Shuaishuai can use the word “pound” when he is only 3 years old, and Shuaishuai’s imagination is too rich. Know-it-all (Shuai-Shuai’s nickname) is know-it-all, because he knows everything Well.

Aunt Qian is a handsome mother, and she is nicknamed "Holmore Qian." ”

Holmore Qian also has another characteristic. As long as something happens to someone, she will run away as fast as a rabbit.

Once, singing The family took Wan Shitong and ate a chicken leg secretly. As soon as he got home, Wan Shitong said to Holmes Qian: "I didn't eat the chicken leg. "

Form Qian thought for a while and said: "Good boy, you dare to give me three hundred taels of silver in this place, and you lied to me again. Do you think you can lie to me? You..."

Look at this family. One is the King of Sneers, one is the comedian, one is the singer, one is the know-it-all, and there is also the detective. They can all be called this family. It’s a smaller version of society.