1 1 the Indian navy was "tempted" to sell state secrets. What happened?

1 1 It is an international joke that the Indian navy was "tempted" to sell state secrets.

Who is the first-class comedian in the world? Some people say it's Turkey, others say it's Ukraine, but I think it's India. India, this country, flies a plane to the ground and builds an aircraft carrier without leaving the port. After a naval festival, there was a picture of a Xiaolong fighter!

Just ask if you are convinced!

Not satisfied?

Now the Indian navy has come up with a new trick. 1 1 Indian sailors were "seduced" on social media and confessed national military secrets one by one.

What's going on here?

It turns out that the Indian navy is wonderful, there is no mobile phone ban, and there is no mobile phone with higher security level used by naval officers. Therefore, in military camps and warships, as long as there is a network, there are Indian sailors surfing the Internet.

If you brush Weibo, that's fine. The point is, these Indian sailors are unwilling to be lonely and want to have online love!

No, 1 1 Indian sailors were fascinated by the "beauty" on the internet, and before they had time to have a base, they had completely fallen. In order to please the "beauty" on the Internet, Big Brother in India simply confessed the military secrets of his own army, such as the serial number, the station location, the deployment of troops and so on.

Just when the two brothers thought that the beautiful women on the whole network would throw themselves at each other, the Admiralty sorted out the internal affairs and arrested these people. Because the navy found that Indian sailors used social media accounts to leak military secrets to Pakistan.

Yes, the "beauty" imagined by Indian sailors is actually the account number, fake identity and fake photo of Pakistani intelligence department. Even the opposite is not necessarily a woman, but it is not necessarily a stingy man!

It stands to reason that India has been reluctant to say such things, but how did it honestly admit it this time?

It turns out that India thinks that Pakistan's way of spying on information should be condemned by public opinion, so that they can bear the uneasiness of conscience!

However, India and Pakistan have been at war for so many years, how can they not infiltrate and spy on each other?

But Pakistan doesn't admit this, because Pakistan really doesn't want Indians to know how much information they have got.

In this regard, Indian netizens said that these Indian sailors controlled by androgen should be exposed and publicly executed!

The Indian military did not expect that such a thing actually caused such a big storm. As a result, the Indian navy immediately cut off the network! Soldiers are forbidden to use mobile phones and social media. As early as in military camps, warships, docks and other places, they were strictly inspected and were not allowed to be brought in.

Now you remember? Brother India, have a snack!

India: Want us to grow up? That will be a day!

Let me take stock of the comedies played by my third brother in those years.

1, the Indian Foreign Minister took the wrong speech.

At the 20 1 1 UN Security Council, the Indian Foreign Minister said, "We in the EU also appreciate our cooperation with the United Nations." Many people stayed where they were, but they kept quiet. After all, it is impolite to interrupt others. Three minutes later, the Indians found that they had taken the wrong speech! That's the European speech in the hands of the Indian Foreign Minister!

2. Mistake Venus and Jupiter as wrong drones.

In 20 13, the relationship between India and the eastern powers was tense. The Telegraph quoted military sources as saying that UFOs crossed the actual control line 155 times. At this time, India's imagination must be an unmanned reconnaissance plane! If you don't admit it, I'll film it for you, believe it or not! Just as the Indian army was preparing to launch missiles, the Indian Institute of Astrophysics said that you saw Venus and Jupiter.

People all over the world are scared to pee. If India destroys Venus and Jupiter, the earth will probably be finished!

3, Mumbai hotel terrorist attacks.

India once made a film "Mumbai Hotel", which was actually based on real events. This happened in 2008, when 10 terrorists occupied the Mumbai hotel for 60 hours, causing 195 deaths and 295 injuries. The operation involved commandos from the army, navy and air force and more than 200 members of special forces, including Vijai, an encounter expert from Mumbai police. Sarashka was killed in the crossfire, and Hemmant, head of the anti-terrorism department of Mumbai police? Kakkar also reportedly died of gunshot wounds.