I'm in a bad mood recently. Are there any funny jokes? ! ! !

"Hey, what's up, Frederick?" Father asked. "Your female teacher.

Are you satisfied? "

"Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied."

"How do you know? Did I tell you myself? "

"Of course, dad. She said to me the day before yesterday, "If all the students are like.

If you do this, I'll leave school at once. "This shows that I have learned."

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2. Four Great Inventions

The teacher asked Wheat China what were the four great inventions?

Wheat thought for a moment and replied, "porridge, flour, noodles, rice." 」

The teacher also thought about it and said, "Alas ... you are right. 」

weigh

The teacher asked Wheat, "How can you measure your weight with a wooden boat? 」

Wheat quickly replied, "sell that boat and buy a scale for money." 」

Be serious

The teacher put forward the idiom "earnest" and asked students to make sentences. Xiao Xiong wrote: "I found that my brother had never read any books."

Classic "

curse

Tommy: "Teacher, Rabin just scolded me. Let me see the devil. "

Teacher: "So, what did you do?"

Tommy: "I'm coming, teacher."