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How arrogant is the janitor of Xiao Shenyang's house?
Small Shenyang was greedy, and was liquidated after Qianlong's death. It is said that besides gold, silver and money, there are many treasures such as antiques, calligraphy and painting. After these conversions, it is probably hundreds of billions today, which is more money than Ma Yun.
"A big rape big evil person, the surface will be very low-key, small shenyang so greedy, nature also won't show it. On the contrary, he must show that he is poor. According to documents, Xiao Shenyang is very stingy with his servants and wives. Not only did he not give them money to buy gorgeous clothes, but even three meals were porridge. What's more, he doesn't pay for the work at home. He asked the officials below to pay.
As for harmony, it means being stingy, going in and out of gold and silver, all of which are well prepared, and relatives are called contacts. All the expenses in the house shall be borne by Xiaguan, and no personal gain shall be made. Although there are many concubines in the family, there is no reward, and the days are just porridge. -"Xiao Ting Miscellaneous Notes"
Look, you have to weigh the expenses yourself, lest others take advantage of him. It seems that the insatiable greed of small Shenyang is also because of "frugality"!
There are many wives and servants, and adults refuse to pay. What should we do as managers of the family? Don't worry, as the saying goes, as long as there are big officials at home, why worry about no one sending money! Next, let's see how a janitor of a big house makes money.
On holidays, it is essential to give gifts to elders and officers. But this is just a gift on the first day of the lunar new year. If you go to Xiao Shenyang's house, you must always bring gifts, otherwise you can't get in. Small Shenyang is very powerful. If local officials go to Beijing, it will be an honor to visit and get to know him at the home of Xiao Shenyang. They can go back and blow cows for a month.
There was a county magistrate in Licheng, Shandong Province, who went to Beijing one year and made a special trip to Little Shenyang. But at that time, the doorman didn't let him in at all, nor did he let him wait at the door. No way, the county magistrate only got the opportunity to kneel at the door with 2000 taels of silver. Later, when Xiao Shenyang came home, he heard that a county magistrate wanted to see him. He just said, what the hell is the county magistrate? He should see me. Tell him to turn his calf!
A man from Licheng, Shandong Province, ordered people to enter Beijing for peace, boasted to his fellow countryman Yin and bribed him with two thousand yuan. When he returned to the official residence, he stood in front of the door and presented his manuscript. Harmony is in the world. Say: What is a magistrate? Come and see him! Be passed down as a laughing stock. -"Xiao Tian Ge Continued"
The county magistrate had to leave in despair and was laughed at by his colleagues.
This story not only shows the arrogance of Xiao Shenyang, but also reflects his servant status as a janitor. It's ironic that 2000 taels of silver can only be treated on your knees. No wonder his slave Liu Quanneng has 0.2 million/200 thousand property.
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