Funny joke, absolutely funny,

You crept into my bedroom and climbed into bed quietly. I wandered in a sweet dream and was awakened by the gentle words in my ear. I want to hug you in turn, but you hide naughty and sneak into the warm bed. I deliberately ignored you, and your restless heart seemed a little boring. So, you started your famous teasing ... you kissed me gently, and my arch, my calf, my elbow and my neck came back to my ear, whispering your urgent need. I can't stand this unbearable provocation. Suddenly, I reached out to catch you, but you hid like an elf. I got up and turned on the light, but I saw you, huddled in it. ! ! Dead mosquito!

Dare to bite me?