joke

1. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

2. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated. ...

3. Go the way of Niu B and let the fool /B say it!

It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be new people!

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way, let others find shoes!

6. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the property price rises under control!

7.XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

10. People are not smart, and they are as bald as others! !

1 1. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone if you have something to do.

12. It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

13. Chopin is no matter how good, I can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down?

15. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

16. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! !

17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

18. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

19. Women please themselves, men please themselves, and they are poor!

20. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?

25. Money is not a problem, but no money!

26. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

28. You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

29. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

30. You can go as far as you want.

3 1. Donkey, yes, read it backwards and follow it.

32. Go to Google and Baidu.

33. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

34. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

35. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

When I woke up, it was already dark.

37. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

38. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

39. How much sadness can you have? Like a bunch of eunuchs going to a brothel.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

4 1. I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

42. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

43. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

44. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

45. Love is like poop, once the water is washed, it will never come back ~ Love is like poop, and it can't stop after it comes ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, and sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort!