Are there any jokes or pictures that make you laugh happily?

1, the bee falls in love with the mouse, but the mother of the bee disagrees: the woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man, and she is short-sighted, so it will be very bitter for you to marry him. Mother Mouse disagreed and said, Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. You see, it doesn't suit her to wear a tiger skin skirt.

2. A police dog met an ordinary dog on the road and asked, "Which side are you from? I haven't seen you at the station. " The ordinary dog replied: You are all positive people. We all went behind enemy lines and went undercover. That's why you're sure

In order to be cool in summer, dogs and kittens hang a rectangular box on the wall and close the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten, "Why is it still so hot?" Kitten: "Strange, how can the box hung by human beings make the temperature drop?"

It is very cold in winter. The dog was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said, "thank you, that won't do." Its light is like sunlight. When you wake up in the middle of the night, you will mistakenly think it is dawn. It's time for dawn. "

The bear wants to make a duster to dust. Hearing that the rooster's feathers are beautiful, he happily went to the rooster and prepared to borrow some feathers from it. The cock proudly said, "You have the wrong person. I won't lend you my beautiful feathers. " The bear asked, "Why?" The cock said, "haven't you heard the legend that the iron cock is broke?"

6. Piggy and chicken were playing in the forest when they suddenly found a hungry Xiaohua Mall. The pig said, "It's pathetic. Shall we give it something to eat? " The chicken nodded: "Then make a bowl of preserved egg lean porridge!" " "The pig shook his head very excitedly." How is that possible? ".You just contributed a by-product, but I want to put my life on it. "

7. One day, the cat and its owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond was watching the fun. At this moment, I saw the cat staring at the fish caught by its owner and jumping repeatedly. The earthworm son was puzzled and asked his mother, What is the cat doing? Mother earthworm said: bounce off, bounce off crow's feet.

8. Shrimp and crab * * *, entered the final, and the scores of the competition were the same. Finally, according to their performance, the shrimp won the first place for the simple reason that the crab is too high-profile and has been bullying people, while the shrimp is very low-key and often bows its head forward.

9. The hen laid a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said unjustly, it's all my fault. I love beauty so much. My mouth was flat before. I sharpened my mouth for beauty. Rooster: ...

10, lions and bears shit under the tree. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his shit was thicker than that of the bear, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes-lion shit is better than bear shit.