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Gay men shave their heads, okay?
I shaved my head in October191February. I didn't shave my hair. It's half white. I feel ugly, so I often dye my hair for years. Later, the hair turned yellow, not natural yellow. It's ugly. In addition, dyeing your hair often is not good for your health. So I bought a hair clipper, which was convenient and saved a sum of money. Why not?
At first, I felt uncomfortable and ugly. My children and my wife didn't want me to shave, but I had my own opinions. My little granddaughter 1 is in her teens, looking at my bald old man. At first, I was scared to cry, but after being bald for so long, my family and people around me got used to it, and I didn't think so. My little granddaughter is not afraid at all, and I always hug her after work.
Gay men are bald. Some people say it's beautiful, wonderful and bright. Some people say it's not pretty. Why did you shave it off?
Since I was in my forties, I felt that my hair was getting thinner and thinner, so I changed my hairstyle. At that time, the barber shop only needed five yuan for a haircut, but later it rose to ten yuan. I bought my own haircut tools and solved it myself. Now I do it every three days, clean and tidy. Save money and trouble.
When a man reaches a certain age, he will feel clean, comfortable, convenient and cool when he has a haircut ... I am old and have had a haircut for several years. My electric hair clipper was given by my friends. They cut their own hair, ten years younger than me. I think his bald head is quite attractive and elegant. Although my bald head looks a little old and my forehead and temples are covered with age spots, I don't care at all. Because, at this age, there is no need to find a girlfriend, why care too much about your appearance. Bald, comfortable, relaxed, cool, save money, don't have to wait for a haircut in the barber shop, wasting a lot of time. My experience, male baldness in middle-aged and elderly people, is good but not bad!
Baldness is a fashion.
Shave your head. It's been almost ten years. It was first discovered that the hair on the top of the head was thinning gradually, and there was a psychological burden when balding. But I still couldn't bear to shave it off until I found white hair coming out of my sideburns. I couldn't bear it. I decided to learn from Peisi Chen and start my bald career.
At first, I bought a hair clipper. Later, I thought the razor could solve the problem very well. Every day when I cut my beard, I sweep my whole head. One razor was not enough, so I bought three razors in succession, one large and one small, and prepared them at home and in the car.
After baldness, it is a psychologically complicated evolutionary process. At first, I was embarrassed. I tried to wear a baseball cap at the party and walk down the street. Some men who have lost their hair are old, almost have an inferiority complex, and are very concerned about other people's eyes.
In fact, giving up the bald life of seeking beauty with hair has inadvertently become a manifestation of personal minimalism. It avoids the trouble of frequent shampoo and haircut, saves a lot of time and money, and is refreshing and comfortable to wear on your head in summer.
The aesthetic problems of baldness are discussed and limited. For example, people who are too thin and men with dark skin try to avoid baldness, which will be considered as "looking too anxious", while a little fat will look plump and transparent. But in any case, there must be an inner temperament, and a healthy and solemn bald head does not lack beauty.
Nowadays, there are more and more skinheads in society, and skinhead culture is booming. With the right clothes and clothes, bald men will have different charm. Today's bald life has naturally changed my former self, and in the appearance image lacking connotation, I have become myself and become the fashion around me.
Not all gay men look good with shaved heads. Some criminals look ugly when they shave their heads. The monk shaved a big round head to look good. People are tall and thin, with long and pointed faces. Shaving your head is not good. Some men can't shave their heads, because it is difficult to lay a dog's egg, and some have bad scalp. For the sake of hygiene, shave your head and sunbathe. He doesn't care if you look good or not!
Honestly, if it's not a secret, who wants to wear a bald head all day?
Take myself for example, when I was young, I was definitely a little fresh meat. Handsome appearance, flowing long hair, I don't know how many infatuated girls I have attracted. Even my daughter-in-law was called "Factory Flower" and waited in line for a long time before she saw me. Later, I saw that her performance was ok and she was reasonable. The key point is that I was already tired of aesthetics and decided not to pick it up.
However, who knows that after a few years of marriage, things have gradually reversed, and my daughter-in-law is still as beautiful as before, even more beautiful under the nourishment of love, mainly because she is more feminine, which I am proud of so far, which proves that my eye for picking people in those years is still very sharp!
However, on the other hand, my changes are somewhat unsatisfactory. About five or six years after marriage, the hair on the top of the head gradually decreased, and it became more and more serious every day. In the worst case, I can block the sewer when I take a shower!
For this reason, I am also a little panicked. During this period, I also tried various methods to save my proud long hair, but all in vain. It cost me about five or six thousand before and after, and my hair is still shining. When I was forty years old last year, there were only some poor hairs left in the middle of my hair, but fortunately there were still a lot of hair on both sides of my temples. I had no choice but to grow it longer and comb it. Poor me, I just stepped into the ranks of veteran cadres at the age of forty, and my self-esteem was severely hit!
Since I lost my hair, under normal circumstances, I seldom go shopping with my daughter-in-law, not because I don't like her, but because I'm afraid others will laugh at me. Originally, I was one year younger than my daughter-in-law, but because of my "old cadre head shape", it seems that my daughter-in-law is a teenager!
About three months ago, I went to the barber shop for a haircut. During the haircut, the young man was holding my poor hairs in his hand and didn't know where to start. After a long time, the young man told me, uncle, I think it is more appropriate for you to shave your head, because your hair looks full and square, which is definitely much better than your current hairstyle!
When I heard this, my heart couldn't help moving. I thought, no matter how you cut these hairs, they don't look good. Better try balding. Maybe a miracle will happen.
Then I listened to the young man's advice and stopped talking. After I finished, I was really capable in the mirror, although it felt a little strange!
When I got home, my daughter-in-law saw me like this. First she smiled for a while, and then she kept touching my head like a toy, saying that this hairstyle is so young, and her handsome husband is back!
Well, thanks to my daughter-in-law's praise, I have kept my head bald ever since. After a long time, I feel that the benefits of keeping my bald head are really many. First of all, it is convenient to wash your hair every day, save water and shampoo, just touch it a few times! In addition, the annual haircut saves hundreds of dollars, and you only need to shave once a day with a razor, which is very impressive!
The most important thing is that now I am more and more willing to go shopping with my daughter-in-law!
Does it look good to shave your head? This is quite controversial. Due to some inherent images of baldness in people's minds and different aesthetic concepts, some people think baldness is not good-looking, while others think baldness is handsome and cool. I belong to the latter because I am bald. It's interesting to say. When I was young, I liked to have long hair, because my face was thinner and long hair could cover up some defects. At the age of 35, I accidentally tried to cut a short flat head, but I found something new. It turns out that I look good with short hair. Later, I thought it would be funny to shave my head, so I decided to give it a try. The result was unexpected. It turns out that my head shape is very good, so I left my bald head. Actually, I'm not bald, and I don't have much white hair.
Baldness does not impress some people for the following reasons: First, all prisoners in prison are bald. On the other hand, in various film and television dramas, villains are often bald, such as devil captain, underworld leader and bodyguard. In mainland film and television dramas, bald heads are rarely portrayed as positive figures, and it is good that bald actors can become comedy stars. Some foreign movies have some bald heroes who can save a group of people and even save the world (laughs). Some athletes also shave their heads. Very energetic. In real life, many gay men shave their heads. If you want to shave your head, you have to look at your head. Nobody wants to shave their heads. As long as it doesn't affect your life and work, gay men can shave their heads.
Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the bald one is the best!
I also cut my bald head short and left it a centimeter long. Cut your hair every ten days or so. Do it yourself Use electric hair clippers. It's economical, hygienic and simple. It's been many years, and it feels good. Didn't the revolutionary forerunner Dr. Sun Yat-sen, the oil painter Chen Danqing and the famous director Zhang Yimou all cut their heads short? Why is it ugly?
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