Funny lines in Bo Huang's movies

1 (Angel speaks Shandong dialect) Angel Bo Huang: "I am an angle, an angel, and I am a series with this fairy, Cupid and Superman." Lin Jiaxin: "Shandong angel?" (Laughing at his Shandong dialect) Angel Bo Huang: "Sorry, just like learning a foreign language, I found the wrong teacher at the beginning." 2 Xú Zhēng: In our line of work, it looks very beautiful on the surface. In fact, we often sleep in the wind, have no place to live, stay upside down day and night, get up earlier than chickens, and sleep later than ghosts; Work harder than cows and eat worse than pigs. Alec Su: "Wow, the Olympic Games are here, and the horizontal bar has been built on the road." Lin Jiaxin: "That's not a horizontal bar, it's for height limit." (Say that finish, Alec Su hits the "horizontal bar") 4 Fan Wei: Do you want to know the amount of money in it? Lin Jiaxin: I want to know your age. Fan Wei: Thirty-two. Lin Jiaxin: That's all? Fan Wei: Part of it. Fan Wei: I thought you cared about the amount of money in my card, but you cared about my age. Fan Wei: There are weeds everywhere, so why not look for flowers? Lin Jiaxin: "You know what I mean?" Fan Wei: "I see, I will chase you with Cupid's arrow and fly with your bullet-proof vest." Lin Jiaxin: "So, don't be too nice to me. I have no feelings." Fan Wei: "You will feel it slowly." Lin Jiaxin: "What about the foundation? Where do you think our foundation is?" Fan Wei: "People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat. I have money and you are not fat. This is the biggest foundation. " Angel Bo Huang: "Alas, I said you are so strange. You ignored me when I talked to you just now. I have to go. It's not easy for you not to let me down. I have to find something delicious quickly. Oh, yes, yes, I remember. There is a delicious food in this place. What's the name of Kaifeng food is not bad. " Lin Jiaxin: "Kaifeng cuisine?" Angel Bo Huang: "It's an advertisement made by an old man with white hair. It's called KFC. Bye, bye, bye!" " Huang Xiaoming, a handsome traffic policeman: "Great strides! Swing your arms Why are you a thief when you run so slowly? ""You can't play China football with your psoas muscles! " Huang Xiaoming: "Yo, you want to run, right? Ok, then run professionally, swing your arm! Legs up! Big step! Son of a bitch, why are you a thief after running so slowly? " Thief: "Brother, brother, brother, I really can't do it." Huang Xiaoming: "Not the psoas, not the psoas. Go play football!" 11 Deng Chao scolded the grandson's classic lines of melamine, you evolutionary incomplete organism, mutant alien, murderer with blocked septic tank, yin-yang imbalance chimpanzee and cockroach * * * The surviving super-individual, decaying semi-plants degenerate three times a day, and the raw materials of the dinosaur universe are destroyed many times. Even the amoeba can't survive the keyboard you touched. The saliva you spit out is 1 times more deadly than SARS. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break a hole, and even if you throw it into the solar system, you can get as far as you want. 12 Angry Deng Chao: I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love. Lin Jiaxin: Marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, wouldn't you be come to a bad end? 13 Deng Chao: Xiao Er, two pounds of true love, go home and feed the dog ~~~ 14 draft male Alec Su: "What? I can do anything, sister judges. It all depends on what you choose today. ... I am a professional player. I have participated in Super Man, Good Man, Real Man, Dream Man, Dancing Man, Xing Man, Avenue of Stars, strictly come dancing, Dance Forest Convention, Dancing New Anchor, Shining First Heart, and I always go to the show. Although I am young, I have been in more than thirty plays. In the Three Kingdoms, I played three roles by myself ... First I fought Cao Cao with Liu Bei, then I fought Soochow with Cao Cao, and then I can't remember who I fought with. As long as the deputy director turns on the phone, he rushes towards the camera. " This is a sister version of Love Call Transfer. The lines are more funny, and many things have happened in society in recent years. It is estimated that the classic lines can set off a "imitation wind". But I think the ending of Love Left and Right ruined the whole movie. Finally, Nie Bing realized through her dead female classmate that the "enemy" of the university monitor had always had a soft spot for her, and the person who really loved herself had always been around. At the end of the film, I also made a cartoon version of the cars that they drove separately, which was very cute, but from another perspective, I felt that I had lost a sense of life. People who really love themselves are always by their side, which many people don't realize, but it is a very real situation. I remember in Love Call Transfer, in the end, Xú Zhēng met Shen Bing at a party without the help of an angel. They were classmates who haven't seen each other for many years. In the end, although they didn't say whether they were together or not, they had a chance, which made us think that love had always been by our side, waiting for us to go. And in Love Left and Right, why didn't Lin Jiaxin find Deng Chao's insistence on her? Why do you have to rely on angels to make it clear in the end? Can you find your love only with the help of angels? In a word, at the end, Lin Jiaxin and Deng Chao got along so suddenly.