Simple junior high school English compositions and jokes

This joke is very funny. There shouldn't be many new words. You should learn to look it up in the dictionary yourself.

Illinois is a state in the eastern United States. It is very cold in winter. Florida is in the south of the United States, and the climate is hot all year round.

A huge email error.

An Illinois man left the streets of Chicago covered with snow and went to Florida for a holiday. His wife is on a business trip and plans to meet him there the next day. When he arrived at the hotel, he decided to send a quick email to his wife.

I couldn't find the piece of paper where he wrote her email address, so he tried to type it out from memory. Unfortunately, he missed a letter, but his letter was sent to the wife of an elderly priest whose husband had just died the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she glanced at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and then fell to the ground dead.

Hearing the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this message on the screen:

Dearest wife,

Just checked in. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow.

Your dear husband.

P.S. It's really hot here.