Humorous jokes like earthworms and drunkards.

Humorous jokes like earthworms and drunkards.

1, earthworm worked hard for several years, and finally saved enough money to open a noodle restaurant, dealing in dried noodles, instant noodles, Longxu Noodles, machine noodles and so on. Business is still booming.

On this day, the shop was full again, but the earthworm was worried in front of the exhibition board. Others asked:? Why don't you cook noodles for customers?

Earthworms cry: whoops, everyone wants to eat handmade noodles. ?

2. Customer:? Did you bring coffee or tea? Why does it smell of gasoline?

Attendant:? It smells of gasoline, which means coffee. Our tea here tastes of kerosene. ?

An alcoholic was walking in the street with a bottle of whisky in his back pocket. Unfortunately, he was knocked down by a car. He stood up and felt in his pocket. He felt a little damp. ? Ouch! ? He whispered? God, I hope it's blood! ?

4. The memory of the father who is over 70 years old gradually declines. Recently, a hospital said it would come to the community to hold it? Prevent memory loss in the elderly? Dad said he had to see a doctor for a follow-up visit. Yesterday, the free clinic started, and my father went in high spirits.

After more than two hours. Dad's back. I hurried forward to ask about the results of the free clinic. Dad said: The expert asked me to take an ordinary medicine, saying it would be effective, but I only remembered the second half of the name of this medicine. Forget the first half. ? I quickly said:? It doesn't matter. You tell me the second half of the drug name, and I'll help you remember the first half. I'll remember it later. ?

Dad thought for a moment and said, I only remember the last two words of this medicine? Capsule? . ?

The new restaurant manager found a waiter always smiling. I asked him: You must be a very happy person. How do you keep smiling?

The waiter pushed the glasses on his face and respectfully replied:? Mr. manager, if I don't accumulate a little meat on my face, my glasses will fall off when I walk. ?

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