Jokes about the World Cup

A poem

Grape and Wine World Cup

A tough battle against South Africa

A disastrous defeat at Joburg Lord Grim

< p>If you lose the game, go home and dig coal

After the North Korean team lost:

1:0, the goalkeeper thought, I probably have to dig coal

2:0, the goalkeeper is convinced, I must go to dig coal

3:0, the goalkeeper thinks, maybe even the whole family will have to dig coal

4:0, The goalkeeper understands, it’s probably more than just coal mining

5:0, the goalkeeper thinks, he’ll probably be killed if he goes back

6:0, the goalkeeper thinks, he probably doesn’t have to go back

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7:0, the goalkeeper feels that he doesn’t have to think anymore

Humorous quotes from Liu Jianhong in the World Cup

1. "Offside! Is it offside? It should be offside . Yes, that’s right. It’s obviously offside. Let’s take a look at the slow motion. Oh, this ball doesn’t seem to be offside. Look again, it’s definitely not offside…”

2. It was the first yellow card in this World Cup, and Juarez sat on the yellow card's "sofa".

3. The yellow card bench was taken out again.

4. Mexican players are like the cactus, a specialty of Mexico. They seem ordinary, but they will suddenly prick you.

5. Pereira said this was his last World Cup, although the next one will be in his native South Africa. (The next World Cup will be in South Africa, so where is this one now?)

6. Host Mexico (oh, it turns out this World Cup is in Mexico)

7. Hey ~~Yeah~~Chance~~~Yes~~~"

8. Ribery moved to the right, maybe to change his luck. (He loves to play mahjong)

9. The old horse is like two cats and four twos in his hand. If he doesn’t win this card... (In addition to mahjong, he also likes playing landlords)

10. Three cobblers can stand up to Zhuge Liang, let alone They are three such top players! What can they agree on together? Good shot! It's too high... (Messi, Tevez, Veron, the three scumbags, they can make a flying ball)

< p>11. There is a bit of garlic underfoot...

12. South African football and Chinese football still have some connections. Mark Williams played for League A (this is also called a connection!)

13. At this time, the two sides entered the stage of physical combat

14. His eyes were as accurate as his feet!

15. They seemed too respectful to the Argentine team

< p>16. Messi is competing for the header with the opponent, as if he is magnetic to the ball

17. When he pokes the ball, the effect is very good!

18. To Control the game, control the ball

19. This is the disadvantage of the goalkeeper being short. Haha, 1.71 meters. Fortunately, there is a defender of 1.82 meters.

20. The ball is not passed enough Exactly, it is obviously unwise to let classic cars participate in F1 games

21. Higuain hit the goal! (Cheering) The goal was saved by the goalkeeper. Yes, from the perspective of the scene, the goal was scored... (really innocent...)

22. The Mexican players are like the dwarfs next to Snow White in the fairy tale, short, dexterous, tough, happy, Unsophisticated

23. Aguero has a famous saying: Even if I can't be a star, I will be a star's wife.

24 "Argentina won this game 4:1, so the Korean team must have qualified for the group stage"

25 Maradona was very determined... This ball walked into the stadium and hugged his players (I like this the most) Sentence! Look, how harmonious~)

26 He is skilled in holding the ball (has long been cut off by the opponent)

27 The main idea of ??Slovenia and Algeria is to get away from each other. Score there (such nonsense, so unexpected)

28 The defender's hands haven't completely left his body (...)

29 So precise. Penalty, I doubt if the linesman brought a microscope

30 For this foul, if the referee would be more severe and harsh, maybe a penalty kick would be awarded.

31 His long shot flew towards the goal like flying.

32 When the Netherlands played Denmark. This goal by the Dutch team sealed the victory for the Danish team!