A little joke that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts.

1. When I was ten years old, my PE teacher told me that if I exercised for one hour every day, I would live to be sixty as long as I persisted for fifty years.

2, today's exam, just two minutes after handing out the paper, my roommate handed it in, and I was bored. I have to copy this for 20 minutes. When I came back, I asked him, how did you hand it in so soon? Roommate said: I read it once, but it will definitely pass, so I will hand in my papers and leave ~

3, to buy a refrigerator, I said as soon as I entered the store: Haier! Haier! The waiter listened, stupefied and said, Father, what's your order? The waiter is also very hard!

4. When I go home at night, my wife grabs my clothes and smells hard. I was so scared that I quickly explained: I had dinner with my friends today, and I definitely didn't smell of perfume! Unexpectedly, she slapped me in the face and said, it smells like hot pot. You didn't even invite me to eat hot pot!

5. Two turtles chat: Why do some animals become fine after thousands of years, but we haven't become fine for more than 10,000 years? We're fine. Really? Why don't I know? You idiot! You can talk without being refined?