Make fun of students and principals.

Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher would talk to them alone the next day.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck ..."

Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also severely beaten and recorded a confession.

When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "The teacher asked you if you smoked, but if you don't admit it, just sayno.". I will take responsibility for myself. "

After a while.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student c carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student b (fortunately, I came prepared. )

Teacher: "Don't you dip in some ketchup?"

Student C accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Grey bombs are very skilled ... call parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student D: "No ... Suck ..."

..... Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.

Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... I'll go back first if it's okay."

Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"

Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...

Teacher: "Do you know what I should say? Why don't you call your parents? ! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student E: "No."

...... Student E finally put the chips in his pocket.

Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" " "

I saw student E hurriedly take out French fries from his pocket and stamp them on the ground. ...