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Super funny classic funny quotes (selected 50 sentences)

1. So stupid that you are too smart!

2. I can’t bear it anymore, and I can’t bear it anymore

3. The world is noisy and life is lonely.

4. In fact, the school is an introduction center~

5. How long does it take to take a bath in winter? Taking a bath in winter

6. It is better to spend money in the sun than in the sun.

7. If you choose underwear well, your husband will come home early.

8. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no Jianghu

9. Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke.

10. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose your happiness.

11. The geographical location of the invigilator = test score

12. Those who do not understand English and travel abroad are all heroes

13. No one will accept you when you are drunk. I'll hold on to the wall!

14. I thought I was decadent, I was scrapped!

15. We move too fast and our souls can’t keep up.

16. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

17. Since the holiday, I don’t know every week.

18. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the degree of obscenity in the chat.

19. If Taiwan Province does not recover for a day, I will only be level 4 in a day.

20. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

21. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

22. When you are at a high place, look up into the distance; when you fall down to a low place, just appreciate it quietly

23. Money is like toilet paper, it looks like a lot, but it is gone after you use it.

24. Risk your life: You can only play if you are alive, and your life is gone. What to play?

25. The annual disaster movie is about to be released, and countless students will appear in tears!

26. Ugly people are also special, that is, they are extremely ugly. The best of men.

27. The hero is sad and the beauty passes the test. I am not a hero, but the beauty makes me pass.

28. When the master of ceremonies asked you if you would marry him, I shouted that I would.

29. Senior brother, did you know? Second senior brother’s meat is now more expensive than master’s meat

30. You can live like a pig, but you will never be like a pig Just as happy!

31. Girls are valuable, and young women are more valuable. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.

32. The so-called sleepers can be summarized as spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

33. Why do parents only look at scores? Nonsense, do you think they can understand the question?

34. I am very tired today and just want to say four sentences, including what I said before and what follows.

35. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'm going to see you tonight too!

36. If your bride was not me, I would wear a more beautiful wedding dress than your wife and sit there

37. In public occasions, I often choose to do I am a gentle person, but in private I often humiliate gentle people;

38. Take a vacation now and buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also turn around.

39. I was discussing with a girl whether whales are fish or not. Finally, I said that I also use a personal name, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

40. I heard that beggars in Dubai earn a monthly income. I will take you on a two-person tour of Dubai, and you will bring the bowl. I will be responsible for crying while you kneel and shout.

41. Female: I want to kill the person you like. Man: Do you want to commit suicide? If you enjoyed this conversation, please turn around!

42. Every time I go shopping, many people will send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is why I am so beautiful that it makes people laugh. .

43. Women don’t care about decency, decency is because the temptation is not enough; men don’t care about loyalty, loyalty is because the stakes for betrayal are too low

44. There are two types of men: one is lustful , one is very lustful; there are two kinds of women: one is purely home decoration, and the other is pretending to be impure;

45. When you grow up and have no home, you go to a nunnery. I heard that Wu Meiniang went to Wu Zetian, Zhen Huan went to the Empress Dowager, and Yang Yuhuan went to Yang Guifei.

46. There are always some unhappy things in life. We may be sad because of these things, but we can become happy by reading a few funny sentences.

47. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. In the spring I buried my wife in the soil, in the autumn I will... be shot!

48. Since the summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I told the mosquitoes that they must get wet with rain and dew, but they didn’t listen and bit me, bit me, bit me.

49. Everyone has their own song, not because of how beautiful the melody of the song is or how beautifully written the lyrics are, but because the song praises you and tells your story!

50. How far a person can go depends on who he is with; how good a person is depends on his guidance; how successful a person is depends on who he is with.