A joke that makes your girlfriend happy.

1. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog. Son: No, I want to hear historical stories. Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog. 2. The joke that amused his girlfriend committed fraud: the law department of a university took a criminal law exam one day. The first question the professor asked the students was: "What is the crime of fraud?" The student replied, "If you don't let me pass the exam, it's fraud." The professor was surprised: "How to explain?" The students said: "According to the criminal law, anyone who takes advantage of others' ignorance to make them suffer losses is guilty of fraud ..." 3. The old saying "humorous quotations": the authorities are fascinated, but bystanders dare not speak. Mountains will never be too high, water will never be too deep, and money will never be too much. I have a long career in Xiu Yuan, so I will have ups and downs. Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man was next to the luxury car. Wang said in Sichuan: The pollution is so severe! Well water does not invade river water, and river water pollutes well water. Who is the world hero? Don't! Laozi is the first. 4, the vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children have to chase, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?