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Is there any funny information about Guangdong people?

Q: If it falls into the water 4 times, will it be washed away by the water first?

A: There is a bird that falls into the water. There is a bird that falls into the water. There is a bird that falls into the water. Falling into the water and being washed away by the water)

Q: The black cat and the white cat were crossing the road together, and the white cat was hit by a car. So what is the first sentence that the white cat and the black cat spoke together?

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A: Meow~

Q: A woman went for breast augmentation and the doctor said: Two breast implants cost 10,000 yuan. It is too expensive to live with a woman. I want to transfer one breast augmentation. How much does it cost? Doctor Answer? (estimate idiom)

A: twists and turns

Q: What kind of plant is it?

A: Ye (cow {fear} leaf)

Q: Are there any islands surrounded by sea, except for the left safe island?

A: Jusco

Q: What plants know skating?

A: Hua (花{know}skating)

Q: What does the queen look like?

A: Square (Queen {Statue} Square)

Q: There is a piece of ham and a piece of sausage placed in the same wok. What do you mean?

A: Because the channel is not yet mature

Q: What should I study after finishing Form 5?

A: Reading in the afternoon

Q: Can you tell jokes on the boat?

A: Because the sea will laugh when it hears it, which will cause tsunamis.

Q: Will eating wild insects make me lose weight?

A: Ants (ant-eating makes you thin)

Q: How can I use the body parts to modify my hands?

A: Hair (a pair of hair that can be modified)

Q: What do you like most about robots?

A: Pretend to be the focus

Q: When will 1 1 = 3?

A: Wrong formation

Q: Go to Xiao Ming The door of the house is closed and the bell and canal cannot be opened. The last thing I want to say is, should Xiao Ming open the door first?

A: I am from Decheng

Q: The most leisurely part near the tree?

A: Ye (Ye Dexian)

Q: What is on the Da Vinci Code?

A: Da Vinci account

Q: What is the most expensive dish in the world?

A: Ba Cai

Q: Pork Rong sells pork, Spinach Lotus sells spinach; what does Weilan sell?

A: My love my fate

Q: What will happen if a shark eats red beans?

A: Red bean paste

Q: What fruit are lemons most afraid of?

A: Tangerine (citrus lemon)

Q: Xiao Ming was doing his summer homework. On the second day, he died. What’s the explanation?

A: Because You can't survive by doing your own work.

Q: 1 chicken, 1 goose, 1 duck. Are the three soda pops divided evenly?

A: Graceful and graceful (many goose sticks)

Q: Fish dandelion has fish dandruff, and beef brisket powder has beef brisket.. Does 咁咩野粉 have ice cream?

A: seven

Q: Xiao Ming crosses the road on the green light , what’s the explanation for getting hit by a car in the end?

A: The green light suddenly turned into a red light...

Q: The first theme song of Meteor Garden is called Meteor Shower. What is the theme song of the Tao Garden?

A: Tao Dayu

Q: What animal knows billiards?

A: Eagle (English billiards)