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Is there any funny information about Guangdong people?
Q: If it falls into the water 4 times, will it be washed away by the water first?
A: There is a bird that falls into the water. There is a bird that falls into the water. There is a bird that falls into the water. Falling into the water and being washed away by the water)
Q: The black cat and the white cat were crossing the road together, and the white cat was hit by a car. So what is the first sentence that the white cat and the black cat spoke together?
p>A: Meow~
Q: A woman went for breast augmentation and the doctor said: Two breast implants cost 10,000 yuan. It is too expensive to live with a woman. I want to transfer one breast augmentation. How much does it cost? Doctor Answer? (estimate idiom)
A: twists and turns
Q: What kind of plant is it?
A: Ye (cow {fear} leaf)
Q: Are there any islands surrounded by sea, except for the left safe island?
A: Jusco
Q: What plants know skating?
A: Hua (花{know}skating)
Q: What does the queen look like?
A: Square (Queen {Statue} Square)
Q: There is a piece of ham and a piece of sausage placed in the same wok. What do you mean?
A: Because the channel is not yet mature
Q: What should I study after finishing Form 5?
A: Reading in the afternoon
Q: Can you tell jokes on the boat?
A: Because the sea will laugh when it hears it, which will cause tsunamis.
Q: Will eating wild insects make me lose weight?
A: Ants (ant-eating makes you thin)
Q: How can I use the body parts to modify my hands?
A: Hair (a pair of hair that can be modified)
Q: What do you like most about robots?
A: Pretend to be the focus
Q: When will 1 1 = 3?
A: Wrong formation
Q: Go to Xiao Ming The door of the house is closed and the bell and canal cannot be opened. The last thing I want to say is, should Xiao Ming open the door first?
A: I am from Decheng
Q: The most leisurely part near the tree?
A: Ye (Ye Dexian)
Q: What is on the Da Vinci Code?
A: Da Vinci account
Q: What is the most expensive dish in the world?
A: Ba Cai
Q: Pork Rong sells pork, Spinach Lotus sells spinach; what does Weilan sell?
A: My love my fate
Q: What will happen if a shark eats red beans?
A: Red bean paste
Q: What fruit are lemons most afraid of?
A: Tangerine (citrus lemon)
Q: Xiao Ming was doing his summer homework. On the second day, he died. What’s the explanation?
A: Because You can't survive by doing your own work.
Q: 1 chicken, 1 goose, 1 duck. Are the three soda pops divided evenly?
A: Graceful and graceful (many goose sticks)
Q: Fish dandelion has fish dandruff, and beef brisket powder has beef brisket.. Does 咁咩野粉 have ice cream?
A: seven
Q: Xiao Ming crosses the road on the green light , what’s the explanation for getting hit by a car in the end?
A: The green light suddenly turned into a red light...
Q: The first theme song of Meteor Garden is called Meteor Shower. What is the theme song of the Tao Garden?
A: Tao Dayu
Q: What animal knows billiards?
A: Eagle (English billiards)
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