A selection of funny short messages for lovers

1. The male and female toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's bathroom next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" . The boy next door replied with a deep and powerful voice: "Lei Feng."

2. Xiaoguang is a studious student. He earns his tuition by winter vacation. Help the butcher cut meat during the day and go to the hospital for internship at night. One night, an old woman had to undergo an operation because of an emergency, and Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman screamed in panic: "Oh, my God! You are the pig killer, where are you going to push me?

3. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain's broadcast. "Welcome to our flight. Many of our flight attendants are the most competent, dedicated and beautiful in the civil aviation industry. But I'm sorry, none of them are on this flight today. "

4. The Tang Priest met a banshee on his westbound journey, and she wanted to have sex because of her breasts and fat buttocks. When she saw this, the banshee exclaimed, Elder! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she is menstruating! After listening to this, Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, the poor monk is coming to learn from the scriptures!

5. Joe is shy by nature. When he was dating his girlfriend one day, he shyly asked, I dreamed of proposing to you last night. I don't know what it means. Girlfriend Helpless: This shows that you are much smarter when you sleep than when you are awake!

6. dating MM, MM asked sweetly, go ahead, what are you thinking? I looked at MM with bedroom eyes and said, it's the same as you thought --MM stood up after hearing it, slapped me in the face, and scolded me, smelly rascal, dirty!

7. A Dai and Lily are dating in the park. Lily suddenly asks, A Dai, what are you thinking? A Dai: Nothing! I think the same as you! [Pa] Lili slapped A Dai and scolded him, you pervert.

8. A couple agreed to date downstairs in the dormitory. The girl threw a coin out of the window as agreed, but nothing happened for a long time. The girl couldn't understand calling her boyfriend's name, but only heard the voice from downstairs: Wait, the coin hasn't been found yet!

9. I went to the place where my boyfriend and I first dated: I noticed another couple hiding in the bushes making out. So I called my boyfriend to tell him that someone had found our secret rendezvous place. Then I heard the sound of my boyfriend's cell phone coming from that bush.

1. We all know the beautiful legend of Tanabata. We all know the vivid love story. We all know what this day symbolizes. I happen to have time on that day. Why don't we go for a walk and have tea and coffee?

11. On the first love date, the boyfriend is enthusiastic about his girlfriend: [Sprite? "It's crystal clear and cool." [How about yogurt? The taste of first love "Why not just Wahaha pure water? Loving you equals loving yourself." Girlfriend: [I want a beer, two bottles first.

12. It's Tanabata. GG asks MM: What flowers do you like? MM shyly said, I like two kinds of flowers. GG asked eagerly: Which two kinds? I give it to you! MM bowed her head and whispered: If you have money to spend, spend it casually! GG said foolishly, You are so beautiful! MM asked charmingly: Where am I beautiful? GG said affectionately: Nice try!

13. A couple agreed to date downstairs in the dormitory. The girl threw a coin out of the window as agreed, but nothing happened for a long time. The girl couldn't understand calling her boyfriend's name, but only heard the voice from downstairs: Wait, the coin hasn't been found yet!

14. On the first love date, the boyfriend is enthusiastic about his girlfriend: "Sprite? Jingjing is bright and cool. " "Or yogurt? The taste of first love. " "It's better to have Wahaha pure water. Loving you equals loving yourself." Girlfriend: "I want beer, two bottles first."

15. A Dai and Lily are dating in the park. Lily suddenly asks, A Dai, what are you thinking? A Dai: Nothing! I think the same as you! "Pa!" Lily slapped A Dai and scolded him, you pervert.

16. Joe is shy by nature. When he was dating his girlfriend one day, he shyly asked, I dreamed of proposing to you last night. I don't know what it means. Girlfriend Helpless: This shows that you are much smarter when you sleep than when you are awake!

17. I went to the place where my boyfriend and I first dated: I noticed another couple hiding in the bushes making out. So I called my boyfriend to tell him that someone had found our secret rendezvous place. Then I heard the sound of my boyfriend's cell phone coming from that bush.

18, dating with MM, MM asked sweetly, go ahead, what are you thinking? I looked at MM with bedroom eyes and said, just like you thought ... MM stood up after hearing it, slapped me in the face, and scolded me, smelly rascal, dirty!

19. It's Tanabata. GG asks MM: What flowers do you like? MM shyly said, I like two kinds of flowers. GG asked eagerly: Which two kinds? I give it to you! MM bowed her head and whispered: If you have money to spend, spend it casually! GG said foolishly, You are so beautiful! MM asked charmingly: Where am I beautiful? GG said affectionately: Nice try!

2. We all know the beautiful legend of Tanabata. We all know the vivid love story. We all know what this day symbolizes. I happen to have time that day. Why don't we go for a walk and have tea and coffee?

21. When the winter wind blows and the cold strikes, I miss you deeply. Rain is falling, winter is strong, and I miss you in my heart; Being lonely, how lonely, thinking of you in my heart is hard to control; The moon is bright, I am lovesick, and I love you forever!

22. Swear that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Commitment, everlasting; Love, this life does not change; Love, protect forever; Looking forward to being with you; Miss, never change; Pray, love remains; Meet, happy. Love in this life, love in this life, and thoughts in this life will not change. 365 days a year, every day, I just hope we can join hands forever!

23, the night is quiet, the moon stars are rare, look around the pillow, and the lover is thousands of miles away; The breeze blows the curtains, but it also lifts the inner thoughts. I will enter your dreamland with the guidance of the spring breeze and build our dreams with you; Honey, I love you!

24. I can't sleep at night without you. I can't eat without you. I only eat instant noodles when you are not around. Looking at the noodles connected by instant noodles, if I miss you constantly, I am still confused. Come and see me. Miss you.

25. I really care about you. I don't have the courage to tell you. I really want to say I love you. I only miss you every night, and the protagonist in my dream is only you. May you: rest assured that I will accompany you forever!

26. Every dewdrop is full of my endless thoughts; Every breeze brings my gentle greetings; Every night, I miss you trouble sleeping; Every season is filled with my constant love. Letter of love, sealed with a kiss!

27. Your temperament is like an expensive sandalwood tree (the most aristocratic tree). It is elegant, noble and inviolable, so I can only love you far away, and I can't tell you my thoughts face to face. Do you find how pathetic I am?

28. The rain and dew will stay awake for the stars, the wind will whisper for the flowing water, the lotus pond will miss the butterflies, short messages will be sent for you, blessings will be prayed for you, and I will love you, love you hand in hand, and love you heart in heart!

29. I first saw your tenderness. After sunset and dusk, the suffering of missing from now on made me have the sorrow of love. In the continuous rain, I dreamed of your delicate figure and longed for your precious tenderness in my arms. Love is like breathing life.

3, different time, different place, different people, the same only you and me; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only thing that remains unchanged is my infinite yearning for you!

31. When the wind blows, I am thinking of you! When it rains, I will miss you! Are you okay? Remember to keep in touch.

32. Women should always be awake and protect themselves. Because men are desperate when they are impulsive, and if there is any bad result in the end, it is women who really suffer.

33. Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life.

34. Love came, I fell in love, kissed, slept, got pregnant, and had an abortion. It's time to break up.

35. She didn't refuse you, but she didn't have a crush on you, which shows that she is very lonely now and needs men and love. But you still have many shortcomings, which can't make her fully accept and satisfied at once.

36, love, it turns out to be very easy, that is, gently put you in your heart; Love is not easy, but it can't come to your heart.

37. No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you!

38. Woman, gorgeous golden diamonds and shining pearls have won you the vain imagination like a queen. I'm afraid all around you is the poison of power and the incense of arrogance.

39. You are my man now. If someone bullies you, please report my name. From today on, my name is "Pan Si Da Xian"!

4. When your heart beats faster, I don't see your mood getting worse, and I dream that your time slips too fast. Is having you waiting for my next life?

41. Today, there are four major cultures: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests, and women wear bras. You are ...

42. Sweet talk is not my specialty. I don't want to talk about it, but I have a warm chest, where my dreams for you are filled. Let's go on the road of life together.

43. Love is a bird. It can only fly with wings. One wing is male and the other wing is female. Fly with me can only be achieved by combining the two wings. May you find another wing soon and soar in the sky.

44, I have a kind of sadness, facing the sky, smirking in a daze; I have a kind of helplessness. In front of you, you ignore me. The sky can be cloudy and the water can flow, but my heart remains the same. Small sample, I have to love you in my life!

45. The moth and the fire-fighting insect have passed away, and the schoolmate has no children and leaves a beard. Occasionally, he leaves one person here. In a few words, the cowboy crossed the river and took a raft, and he was here for three days. It turned out that this word was in front of the world. I love you all my life.

46, men are like smoke, and I am the worst in the smoke; Women are like wine, and you are the hottest in wine. If you add me, I will be a tobacco and alcohol family. Light a cigarette and have a glass of wine. I would like to go with you all my life. Burn me, get drunk, and heavy smokers and drunkards will always hold hands.

47. Time is cruel, people are affectionate, and I miss you all the time. Although I can't see you every day, I will read you 6 funny messages between couples every minute. Send a message to chat with you, pick up this bridge, and I can't see you every day. I have to say that I miss you, and I miss you every day.

48. It is said that a boyfriend should have a background, but you only have a back and a future, but you only have shorts and a ticket, but you only have face and a real estate, but you only have a spatula. I don't ask for much, and that doesn't matter, as long as you are always good to me.

49. My heart is your room. You can enter and hide at any time. When you are sad, come in and cry secretly, and you can sing aloud when you are happy; This heart will always belong to you, and you can plant trees and grow grain as you like; I gave you my heart. What are you waiting for? Marry me!

5. I am naughty and unreasonable, just to attract your attention; I am overbearing and savage, just to let you remember; Don't be angry, and be angry with me from now on; If I can hold hands, I will get rid of my temper. Dear, I want to be sweet with you!

51. No matter how far it is, as long as I sincerely pray, my blessing will fly to you; No matter how difficult it is, just smile and you will receive my expectation. I just want to tell you: I miss you, come back soon and invite me to dinner!

52. I have been looking for it. The rose in my life finally let me meet you, which is worth following all my life.

53. The star went home because there was a star waiting for it. The sun goes down because there is a moon waiting for it; The bird has returned to its nest because there are birds waiting for it; I will come back to you, too, because you are waiting for me! My love!

54. Without you, my heart stopped beating. If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!

55. You ask me how much I love you. My love is like a woman's heart, which is bottomless. You ask me how long I love you. My love is like a foot wrap, which has a long lasting appeal. You ask me how true I love you. My love is like a money detector. You are welcome to know more about it. Is it true that I love you?

56. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I won't regret the widening of my belt, and I will be haggard for you. You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. Follow the moon resolutely, and free friendship can be thrown away.

57. After many years, I finally met the right person at the right time! Dear, thank you for making me: end the lonely drifting; End the fight of the soul; Find a sweet home and stay together forever!

58. As the saying goes, "Eat less food and eat more, save money to fall in love." In order to save more money, the instant noodles in the supermarket downstairs have been out of stock because of me. Now I have saved enough money and courage to tell you: "Dear MM, please accept me, come and cook for me, I can't cook! !

59. Yesterday, the male ticket WeChat said: Remember that you are mine, and it was quite touching at that time. As a result, he sent another small apple.

6. Yesterday, I went out to play with a sister paper. Suddenly, she said that she had been bitten by a snake on her chest and told me to suck the poison out quickly. I laughed when I heard it: How can you be such a person? What if I suck it out and I'm poisoned? You think I'm stupid! Go, take you to the hospital. Shit, and then she said it was okay. Is this sister crazy? Stay away from her in the future.

61. Dear users, since most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has a very bad influence on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please learn your style knowledge!

62. Note: Stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, then blink and blink with a smile, and you will vaguely see a fool winking at the mirror!

63. On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She is going to go down to look for you, give you a beauty treatment and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

64. You have worked quietly in the film circle for many years, and only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have been nominated for the Golden Bird Award: the best animal star Da

65, a buddy fell in love with his sister in this class, and the sister in the other class wrote a love letter, and the buddy cheated decisively. My sister-in-law of this class was furious, and she went to see Xiao San's theory. * * * came … My sister-in-law of this class came back in a while and asked her how it was. Sister paper roared: damn, it is much more beautiful than me. I'm a man. I chose her, too. Why bother?

66. A young couple are quarrelling. The woman said: You haven't paid your salary this month. Are you raising a mistress? Man: If I gave it to you, I wouldn't say you don't want it ... Then my daughter-in-law became angry and shouted: I said I didn't want it before going to bed. How did you know to climb up ... < P > 67. Xiao comma was dumped by his girlfriend, and he was heartbroken. Friend comfort: forget it, forget her, it's no big deal!