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Birthday red envelope WeChat paragraph

1, hello everyone! I am a child in the mountains. I always climb to the top of the mountain for hours before I find the signal. I hope everyone will send me a QQ red envelope in private, so that I can experience the Spring Festival in the city, ok? No mass sending, the network in the mountains is slow, I can't grab it ~ it's disconnected again. I want to change this mountain.

2, don't give me a red envelope, I am a little embarrassed, only dreaming that idle people don't dream of you; Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I will be angry if you don't give me a red envelope; However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn, and there is no point without a red envelope; I am satisfied with the red envelope when send warm enters Tu Su in the spring breeze; In firecrackers, except for one year old, there is no happiness without red envelopes.

3. Friends, listen to my advice, put down your mobile phone, go out of the world of WeChat red envelopes, read a few pages of your favorite books, go out to bask in the sun, or ride a bike. After dark, I made an appointment with some friends I haven't seen for a long time to have tea, chat and do something casually. In the end, you will find that it is still very interesting for WeChat to grab the red envelope.

It is better to grab money when weeding in the afternoon. Love crazy six, grab the whole morning. Grab the morning and grab the afternoon. When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars! Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

5, while watching the Spring Festival Gala, spit, shake WeChat to grab the red envelope, but you can't get it. Please be kind.

6, a person, we don't have to look at his usual performance, as long as the number of red envelopes he sends these days is far more than the number of red envelopes he receives, we can assume that he is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is out of low taste.

7. If you can express your feelings with red envelopes, don't send some happy New Year wishes. The wish may not come true, but the red envelope will certainly come true.

8. The Spring Festival is coming. Ask for some red envelopes to buy new year's goods. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope of 5.20 yuan in advance to those who love me 13. 14 yuan people who want to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with me 8. 15 yuan people who think they are local tyrants 88.88 yuan people who think they love me the most 1365438+ people who want to cut their robes and die. It's time to witness the feelings.