Have a dialogue with the last joke.

When I bought clothes and saw the waitress's sister was beautiful, I called me: Son, I left my wallet in a hurry when I went out today. I'll give you this girl's micro-signal, and you can send her a red envelope to transfer money!

Ha ha. Moved to tears, it's really mom. . .

When I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, my aunt kindly said something that moved me: "I tell you, even with our WiFi, you are a member of our family."

On Mother's Day, answer the phone and say I love you to my mother.

A brother in the dormitory dialed the phone, held it for a long time and finally said softly, mom, I love you!

There quickly asked: Son, what's wrong with you? Don't think too much when you meet something. . .

Every day when I eat, my mother gives me a spoonful of rice. I often say, "Mom, be less!" " "

Every time, my mother replied, "OK."

Then, I watched helplessly as she pressed a big bowl of rice to half the size of the bowl!

My mother gave me 1000 yuan and said, "buy a nice set!" " "

Me: "I bought this dress newly!" " "

Mom: "It's so corny. It's ugly. Why are you picking up girls again in this dress? "

Me. . .