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The story of the god bird

The story of the god bird

The Story of the God Bird 1 Long ago, Ehrt Gore Khan failed to catch the God Bird for the last time. When it reached the king's ears, he summoned Ehrt Gore Khan to the palace. The king said, "Ehrt Gore Khan, your heart is too kind. It seems that I will send a more cruel hunter to catch this bird. "

So the hunter rode horses, climbed mountains and waded through the forest with bows and arrows and bird nets. Finally found the bird. The bird stood on the leafy Gu Song, singing softly. The hunter caught the bird effortlessly. The hunter said, "Tell a story, I won't sigh." The bird said, "but there is an agreement that when I tell a story, you can neither sigh nor get angry." The hunter said, "Good. "

Once upon a time, when Zhao fought with Qi, he was very clever because there were many people in Qi. Zhao is few and stupid. Qi sent people to Zhao as traitors and learned their state secrets. Knowing that the newcomer was a traitor, Zhao pretended that Qi had our Zhao people. Hearing this, the traitor told the King of Qi overnight. He killed all the right-hand men, rushed into Qi and defeated them.

Hearing this, the hunter was furious and said, it's disgusting. The bird flew away in the blink of an eye. The hunter knew he couldn't catch the bird, so he gave up.

Since then, no one has ever caught this bird, and the world is at peace.

Story of the God Bird 2 Once upon a time, in the mountains in the north, there was a clever and talking God Bird.

There was a king who had a daughter named Princess nagel. The king loves the princess very much, but the princess is very proud. In fact, she doesn't have much knowledge, but she thinks she is unparalleled.

One day, an attendant told her that there was a clever bird in the mountains in the north. Nagel was unconvinced and took some followers to find the bird. When he came to the mountain forest, nagel shouted, "Bird of God, come out and let's have a competition." "Very good." A very beautiful bird replied. Ah! Its black eyes are shining with wisdom, and its golden feathers are shining with metallic luster. Everyone was shocked.

"What are we compared to?" "Just like math! Let me ask a question first: 1 1 times 1 1? " Nagel said proudly. " 12 1。 It's my turn. What's 99 times 38? ""... "nagel's happiness has long since disappeared. After several rounds, nagel candidly admit defeat, depressed.

At this moment, the bird said to her, "nagel, don't be dejected and despondent. Go and listen to what ants and butterflies are saying on the ground!" " "

Nagel leaned forward and listened carefully. A little ant said, "Sister Butterfly, you are so beautiful!" " "Butterfly:" I'm flattered, brother ant. You are also very hardworking! """I know my brother does nothing in the tree!" The ant said, "How proud!" The butterfly said, "So let's not learn from its pride and laziness. We must be diligent, brave, modest and studious. " "Yes!" The little ant nodded.

"ah!" Nagel suddenly realized that insects understood this truth. Why don't I know? She thanked the bird and left with her entourage. From then on, she was modest and studious, and became a very useful talent. Her father was proud of her!

The Story of the Bird of God 3 Hilde Golhan is a man loyal to his country. He hopes that the king of his country can catch the bird of God and help him win the battle.

On this day, he found an opportunity to tell the story to the king in detail. The king thought, "If I listen to anything the bird says, can't I bring it back successfully?" How clever the king is! "

The next day, the king found the bird according to the route given to him by Ehrt Gore Khan. Caught the bird easily. When the bird saw the king, it said to the king, "King, you can say that you didn't try to catch me, but I have several requirements." Before you take me away, you must do several things. First, you must bypass the forest and come back here. First of all, you must go through the enchanted forest. You can't go near any door, otherwise you will never find your way home! " The king thought, "can't you find your way home?" Hum, Ben Wang is too smart to do such a stupid thing. Just wait and come back with me! " After thinking about it, he swaggered away.

When the king went to the enchanted forest, he came across a door that would change color. He thought, "If I walk in a little, it can't suck me in." However, contrary to expectations, the king did not expect that the door really sucked him in. He looked around and saw nothing. At this moment, he regretted it very much. Why doesn't he listen to the bird? He wanted to go out, but the door closed automatically. He walked forward in frustration and found many bodies lying on the ground. He wants to go back. After all, how can such a place be suitable for his life? But it's too late for him to go back ...

The king didn't keep his promise, and finally he could only regret it, but what's the use of regret? There is no regret medicine in the world!

Story of the God Bird 4 Since Tagore Khan failed to catch the God Bird, a black-hearted rich man also wanted to try his luck, so he planned to catch the God Bird on the Gu Song in ten thousand years the next day.

The next day, he walked alone on the mountain road, climbed mountains and waded, and finally walked under Gu Song for 10,000 years. He climbed the tree, caught the bird and saw the colorful bird. The bird knows that he is a black-hearted rich man, just like testing him. Speaking of noble and rich people, you have no difficulty in catching me. I couldn't help talking all the way. The rich man thought for a moment and said, well, then tell me one thing. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, during the Warring States Period, there was a general who had a bloody BMW. He and his BMW have made great achievements.

Once, the general went to crusade against the enemy. Team X was defeated and the enemy launched a fierce attack. A sharp arrow flew to the general, who was lying on the ground and BMW rushed at once. I picked up the arrow for the general and shot it straight at him. The general fainted on the spot. Later, the general's family came to see him. They saw the half-dead BMW on the general, and their family cut it into paste in a rage. The general woke up and was the first to ask me, where is my BMW? The family said, chop it up. The general cried and said that he was my savior. He told everything to his family, who wept bitterly.

The rich man said happily, well chopped, well chopped, and the chopped BMW croaked. If it were me, I wouldn't waste so much. I heard that horse meat is the best and tasteless. The bird turned him into a cockroach and flew away.

The story of the divine bird 5 One day, the hunter found a divine bird in a big tree in Beishan. The hunter instinctively raised his gun and was about to pull the trigger when he suddenly changed his mind. He wants to take the bird alive.

He laid a heavy encirclement around the tree, let the birds hit the internet and capture them alive. The hunter fired a shot into the air, and the bird was shocked and really hit the hunter's net.

The hunter caught the bird in his hand. Because the hunter hasn't hunted food for several days, he instinctively took out a knife ... "Please don't kill me!" " "The bird spoke, and the hunter stopped.

The bird said, "As long as you promise to let me go, I will give you good advice, which will bring great help to your life." . If you think all this is useless, it's not too late for you to kill me again! "The hunter smiled:" As long as you say something useful to me, I will let you go. "

"Don't regret anything you have done." This is the first sentence that the bird said; "Honest people don't suffer." The hunter thought what the bird said was reasonable and decided to let the bird go and was glad that he didn't kill her.

The bird flew back to the branch. "Ha ha! You are such an idiot! Do you know why I speak? Because I have the biggest pearl in the world in my mouth. But you were cheated by me, and the bird grinned on the branch. The hunter raised his gun again angrily, but the barrel accidentally went off. It didn't hit the bird, but hurt his left eye. At this moment, the bird flew down and said to the hunter, "You are so stupid. I am so small, how can I have the biggest pearl in the world in my mouth? "How did you forget the advice I just gave you so quickly!"

"Good luck!" Say that finish, the bird flew away and disappeared in the vast forest.

Once upon a time, there was a clever and talking bird in the mountains in the north. Emperors, ministers and rich people in many countries wanted it, but they didn't catch it. As for the divine bird, it sings tactfully on a Gu Song in ten thousand years, and the villagers at the foot of the mountain like the singing of the divine bird very much. One day, a black-hearted rich man came to Gusong to catch birds and let it sing for himself. On the way home, the bird said to him, "Mr. rich man, you can say that it took no effort to catch me, but you can't be angry or keep silent on the way to take me home." The rich man readily agreed. "

The bird said, "Let me tell you a story! Once upon a time, there was a black-hearted rich man who often cheated others of their money, so people often called him a liar behind his back. " The rich man said angrily, "It's disgusting that these people should call me a liar." "Well, you are angry." The bird said that and flew away.

The rich man came to the ancient Panasonic again and caught the bird. The bird said, "I'll give you a question this time, and your answer is in the simplest language." The rich man said, "No problem!" The bird said to the rich man, "What song do I like to sing?" The rich man thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. At this time, the bird flew away with a bang, and then the rich man remembered and couldn't help talking. So the rich man caught the bird for the third time, and the bird said, I want a night pearl. The rich man asked where there was a night pearl. The bird said, "It is in the deep sea." So the rich man jumped into the deep sea and never came up again.

The bird returned to Gu Song to sing.

The Story of the God Bird 7 Since Eltel Gorhan failed to catch the God Bird, he has been depressed and finally died of depression. Since then, no one has ever caught the bird.

Eltel Gorhan's son Eltel Jr. has grown up. He inherited his father's position and became a young Khan. Young Elt is smart and arrogant. He thought he could catch the bird and fulfill his father's unfinished wish.

So, early the next morning, little Elt went to the mountains in the north to look for the bird. When he came to Wannian Ancient Matsushita, the bird of God was still singing in the branches, and he was not surprised or alarmed. Little Elt caught it effortlessly.

On the way home along the mountain road, the bird said, "Young Khan, it's nothing that you caught me, but when you take me away, you are not allowed to sigh or be silent." Otherwise, I will run away in the blink of an eye. So, say something along the way. " Little Elt said, "Well, tell a joke."

"Well, I'll tell a joke." The bird continued: "The guest went to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles, and the man brought them to him." As soon as the man walked away, the guest shouted,' I can't eat this noodle.'

"The man brought noodles again, but he still said,' I can't eat this noodle.'

"Dude had to call the boss. The boss said respectfully, "This is our best noodle …" I mean, where are the chopsticks? "

After hearing the joke, Hildt Jr. didn't laugh, but sighed. He knows that correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But the world often changes the right and leaves the wrong, and the result is that the wrong is added to the wrong.

As for the bird, he flew away with a sigh, and it sang euphemistically on the Gu Song for ten thousand years.

Once upon a time, in the mountains in the north, there was a clever and talking bird.

There was a king who had a daughter named Princess nagel. The king loved her very much, but the princess was very proud. In fact, she doesn't have much knowledge, but she thinks she is unparalleled.

One day, an attendant told her that there was a clever bird in the mountains in the north. Nagel was unconvinced and took some followers to find the bird. When he came to the mountain forest, nagel shouted, "Bird of God, come out and let's have a competition." "Very good." A very beautiful bird replied. Ah! Its black eyes are shining with wisdom, and its golden feathers are shining with metallic luster. Everyone was shocked.

"What are we compared to?" "Just like math! Let me ask a question first: 1 1 times 1 1? " Nagel said proudly. " 12 1。 It's my turn. What's 99 times 38? ""... "nagel's happiness has long since disappeared. After several rounds, nagel candidly admit defeat, depressed.

At this moment, the bird said to her, "nagel, don't be dejected and despondent. Go and listen to what ants and butterflies are saying on the ground!" " "

Nagel leaned forward and listened carefully. A little ant said, "Sister Butterfly, you are so beautiful!" " "Butterfly:" I'm flattered, brother ant. You are also very hardworking! """I know my brother does nothing in the tree!" The ant said, "How proud!" The butterfly said, "So let's not learn from its pride and laziness. We must be diligent, brave, modest and studious. " "Yes!" The little ant nodded.

"ah!" Nagel suddenly realized that insects understood this truth. Why don't I know? She thanked the bird and left with her entourage. From then on, she was modest and studious, and became a very useful talent. Her father was proud of her!

Once upon a time, in the forest in the south, there was a clever and talking bird. Many people catch it, but no one catches it.

There is a hero named Tejuelsa. He was in high spirits when he heard this. Thought; What a terrible bird! It is said that no one can catch it. I have to get it back!

Tejue Ersa came to the forest in the south, searched and searched, and finally found the bird. So he reached out and caught the bird. Tejue Elsa was very happy. On the way home along the mountain road, the bird said. "Noble Tejue Ersa hero, I heard that when you were in Mongolia, you were very loved by people. In order to show my respect for you, then I will say some compliments! " "Well, you say it!" Tehulsa said. "But after I finish, you mustn't laugh or say the word' I'." Said the bird. Tejuelsa agreed.

So the bird said, "Ah, noble Tejue, you are taller than Mount Tai, stronger than a tiger, redder than a fire, you are our king, our spiritual pillar and our pride.

When the bird said this, Tejue Ersa laughed and said, "I am simply the first hero in the world. It's amazing! " "Well, you said the word" I "with a smile. Sorry, goodbye! " Say that finish, the bird flew away. "Well, how did I forget not to laugh and not to say the word' I'? What a clever bird! It seems that I can't catch it, so I'd better go back and continue to help the king govern the country! "

Since then, no one has ever caught the divine bird, because people all know that the divine bird is too clever, so let it live freely in the forest!

The Story of the Bird of God 10 Long ago, in a dense forest in the north, there was a clever talking bird of God. Many people try their best to get it, but to no avail.

Minos, who thinks he is the smartest person in the world, wants to compete with the god bird after hearing the news. When Minos came to the evergreen pine, he saw the birds singing softly in the tree. He said loudly, "Hey! God bird! I heard that you are very smart, so let's show our cards! " "good!" The bird said, "Then let's start!" " "Let me ask a question first: Which hurts more, the ball or the iron ball?" Minos said proudly. "Well-I have a headache." The bird said, "It's my turn. Seven businessmen are arguing about what day it is today. The first businessman said, "The day after tomorrow is Wednesday. "The second businessman said," You are wrong. Today is Wednesday. The third businessman said, "You are all wrong. Tomorrow is Wednesday. " The fourth businessman said, "Nonsense! Today is neither Monday nor Tuesday nor Wednesday. "The fifth businessman said," I'm sure yesterday was Thursday. The sixth businessman said, "You got it backwards." Tomorrow is Thursday. "The seventh businessman said," Yesterday was not Saturday anyway. "Only one is right. Which one is it? " Asked the bird. Minos struggled and failed to come up with an answer. "The fourth businessman is right. The correct answer is Sunday. " The bird replied, "You lost. Let me tell you a story! " ! But you are not allowed to sigh or be silent, or I will fly away in the blink of an eye. Minos, who lost, agreed although he didn't want to.

The bird said, "There is a rabbit and a turtle in a race. The game has started, and the tortoise is still walking slowly, but the rabbit has left the tortoise far behind. It thinks: This tortoise runs too slowly! I'll sleep for a while and then run. So the rabbit fell asleep. At night, the rabbit was awakened by a cheer. It turned out that the rabbit overslept, and the tortoise finally reached the finish line through unremitting efforts. So everyone cheered for the tortoise, but the rabbit regretted that his intestines were green. " Alas! The rabbit is so proud! "Minos said well, you sigh. You should remember that modesty makes people progress and pride makes people fall behind. You should study hard and not be complacent. "Say that finish, the bird disappeared.

Minos nodded and left the forest. Later, Minos became a very clever man. He still has not forgotten what the bird said to him.

The Story of the Bird of God 1 1 the Monkey King will change seventy-two times, but I will only become a bird of God. This change is not used to exorcise demons, but to make the earth full of peace forever.

One day, I flew across the Pacific Ocean. Suddenly, I found an illegal whaling ship catching a small whale. I can't stand by and let these illegal whalers hurt this little whale. I magically moved the nearby patrol boat here and asked the police on the patrol boat to put these illegal whalers in prison. Then I flew to the African prairie. I was flying when I suddenly found ten savages burning grasslands with torches. It turned out that they were barbarians who lived by hunting. They just want animals to have no place to hide and hunt, which seriously damages nature. I can't let them do this. I immediately used magic. When they lit the torch, a gust of wind blew it out, leaving these barbarians helpless. Then I began to look at the scenery. Watching, my eyes are gone, and I landed in a village in the mountains. Everyone in the village is very sad, which makes me full of doubts. Suddenly, I heard an old man talking to himself. "We were going to face a flood last year, so we moved here. We will move again this year because of the volcanic eruption next week. Who can make the volcano disappear? " As soon as I heard this, I flew to heaven to find the Jade Emperor. He taught me a spell that can make everything in the world disappear. After six days of training, I finally developed a spell that can make everything in the world disappear. I immediately flew back to the village and used magic to make the volcano disappear. When the people in the village cheered, I also shared their happiness. Suddenly, I heard "don't sleep", and then anyone would be late. I woke up slowly and it turned out to be a dream.

I really hope that's true, and I also hope that the earth will always be full of peace.

The Story of the Bird of God 12 Since Eltel Gorhan failed to catch the bird of God, he has been depressed and finally died of depression. Since then, no one has ever caught the bird of God.

Eltel Gorhan's son, Little Eltel, has grown up. He has inherited his father's throne and become a young Khan. Young Elt is smart and arrogant. He thought he could catch the bird and fulfill his father's unfinished wish.

So, early the next morning, little Elt went to the mountains in the north to look for the bird. When he came to Wannian Ancient Matsushita, the bird of God was still singing in the branches, and he was not surprised or alarmed. Little Elt caught it effortlessly.

On the way home along the mountain road, the bird said, "Young Khan, it's nothing that you caught me, but when you take me away, you are not allowed to sigh or be silent." Otherwise, I will run away in the blink of an eye. So, say something along the way. " Little Elt said, "Well, tell a joke."

"Well, I'll tell a joke." The bird continued: "The guest went to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles, and the man brought them to him." As soon as the man walked away, the guest shouted,' I can't eat this noodle.'

"The man brought noodles again, but he still said,' I can't eat this noodle.'

"Dude had to call the boss. The boss said respectfully, "This is our best noodle …" I mean, where are the chopsticks? "

After hearing the joke, Hildt Jr. didn't laugh, but sighed. He knows that correcting mistakes is of course a good thing. But people in the world often change the right and leave the wrong, and the result is that the wrong is added to the wrong.

As for the bird of God, it flew away with a sigh, and 10,000 years later it sang euphemistically on the Gu Song.

The Story of the God Bird 13 After the defeat of Elton Khan, the reputation of the God Bird increased greatly, and many people wanted it.

This story reached the ears of a man named Iterbai, who thought: Is the divine bird really that powerful? I want to see it!

One or two hundred came to the Woods. Although all the people who caught the birds came out from a mountain road, it took some effort to find the birds. Finally, Iterbai caught the bird in an old Panasonic tree. The bird didn't escape, but caught it honestly. Ital Bay said happily, "Who said it was difficult to catch a bird? I caught it as soon as I caught it! Hahahaha! " After that, riding a horse, on the way home, the god bird suddenly said, "Dear Iterbai, you can say that it took no effort to catch me, but when you take me away, you are not allowed to sigh or be silent, otherwise, I will run away in the blink of an eye, so you must say something along the way!" "Well, if you have any last words, just say them!" Etobe said impatiently.

All right. "The bird said," I heard that there is such a story. In the past, the family lived happily. One day, my mother suddenly died of illness. Daughter Mill is very sad. In order not to make Mill lonely, her father married another stepmother, who also had two daughters. Mill grows more beautiful every day, and their stepmother is jealous. So they asked Mill to do some heavy work and treat him like a modern man. Mill not only didn't have enough to eat, but also slept by the fire at night. Even so, Mill is beautiful. One day, my stepmother was blinded by jealousy. She was very angry. He tricked Mill into the depths of the forest and killed her. "

"Oh, what a poor little girl!" Kuyt sighed and said. "Well, you sighed." With that, the bird fluttered away.

Sure enough, the bird lived up to its reputation, and no one ever caught it again.

Story of the God Bird 14 One day, a rich man heard that Khan went to catch the God Bird, but he didn't catch it. He smiled and said, "This Khan is too stupid to catch a bird. Let me do it myself. "

The next day, the rich man climbed mountains and waded. Finally arrived in Gu Song after ten thousand years, and caught the bird from above. The bird said to him, "many people came to arrest me before, and I told them a story." Please allow me to tell you a story today. However, when you take me home, you are not allowed to sigh or be silent. Otherwise I will fly away in a blink of an eye. " Haldre agreed to its request.

So the God Bird told him a story: "Once upon a time, there was an old couple who had a watchdog. The old couple like the dog very much. Thinking that he had no children, he took the dog as his own child and named it' Tum'. One day, Tim made an unusual move. He has been biting the old couple's pants. At first, the old couple didn't care, thinking that Tim was teasing them. After a while, Tan's bite became more fierce. The old couple wanted to teach him a lesson with a stick and accidentally killed Tan. The couple regretted it very much and wanted to go into the house and find a shovel to dig a hole and bury it. As soon as the husband stepped into the threshold, he was bitten by a spider on the door and soon died. It turned out that this was a poisonous spider, and his wife realized why Tam Tam was crazy, because she wanted to protect them. Soon, his wife died of excessive sadness. "

After hearing the story told by the God Bird, Haldre showed a dismissive expression on his face and said, "This is really a stupid wife. Didn't a dog die alone, and finally she put her life on the line? Not worth it. " The bird listened to his words and said, "You are a man with a heart of stone." Say that finish, flapping and flew away.

The story of the god bird 15 The story of the god bird reached the ears of a rich man. He thought, what a nice bird! I can realize any wish, I must seize it, make it my wishful wealth, and make me the richest person in the world with inexhaustible wealth.

With that, he got on a horse and went to the forest to catch the bird from an ancient tree. On the way, the bird said, "You can catch me easily, but you can't sigh or talk on the way, or I will fly away in a moment." "The rich man agreed. In order to break the silence all the way, the god bird told a story to the rich man.

Once upon a time, there was a rich man. He is very rich and often helps people. One year, a big earthquake happened in a village. Many people were injured and their houses were all destroyed. People are homeless. The rich man immediately donated a lot of money to the disaster area, rebuilt their house and bought daily necessities for them. In order to let the people in the disaster area live a normal life again, he used up all his money and became a family.

When the bird said this, he only heard the rich man say, "Hey! This man is so stupid that he gives his money away to others without leaving a penny. " The bird said, "well, you sighed. I should go." Say that finish and fly away.

When the rich man returned to the forest again, he never found the bird!