Joke brain teasers and answers

Joke brain teasers and answers

1. What will happen to the Pacers’ Miller after he dies? Maitreya Buddha

2 . Why is "seven up and eight down" seven above eight? (It's super annoying~~) Because eight is below seven

3. Why can't you see God's dick? The secret must not be leaked (Tianji)

4. Which song has the word "李玟" in the lyrics? The moon represents my heart (李玟 How deep do I love you...)

5. Which snake has the strongest vitality? The three-inch tongue (snake)

6. Why does the iceberg only have one tip? The other leg was broken off by the Titanic

7. Why don’t men go out? Because when they go out, they become laymen

8. Why am I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am (I think, therefore I am)

9. What is God’s vehicle of transportation? Magical (riding) baby

10. What animals can be posted on the wall? Seals can be posted on the wall

11. What color is the best to imitate? Red (Moulin) imitation

12. Where does a hot girl smell the most? Wintersweet smells everywhere

13. Which ancient man ran the fastest? Cao Cao said Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here

14. What animal has no sense of direction? ——The Elk Lost

15. What lines do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

16. Which one is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin, or lion skin? Elephant skin, because of the eraser (elephant skin difference)

17. What will happen to the wooden fish if it falls into the sea? Milkfish (wet wooden fish)

18. ? Which artist? The coldest joke? Jolin Tsai, because Jolin (cold)

19. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will be eliminated when playing the game? The wolf, because: Momotaro (the wolf is eliminated)

20. At what age between years will you go crazy? Years old, because of filial piety (Xiao)

21. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said hello? (Sheep phone Eagle Feeding)

22. Whose house doesn’t have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Phone)

23. Who knows the birds best? Jing Gong (Frightened Bird) Zhi Niao

24. Why did the ancients lie on the ice to ask for carps? There are carps on the ice (ritual)

25. Why do male horses run faster than females? 26. Why do hats get dirty? Do you need to turn it over and wear it again? Wear it with Zhang Guanli (Dirty Guan Li Dai)

27. Why do newborn children die? From birth to death

28. Why are the knives painted with ?#; A colored gun will make you very depressed? Invulnerable (blue)

29. Why does the teacher tell us to cherish four arrows since we were young? Time flies (Four Arrows)

30. Why is it attached to a high school? Stillbirth (Middle School Attached)

31. How to stop a duck from flying away? Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)

32. How to calm a sparrow? Squeeze it For a moment (the bird is silent)

33. Which kind of snake has many mouths? Talking all over the place (snake)

34. The one who washes his face is called the washbasin, and the one who washes his hands? Golden basin (golden basin to wash hands)

35. Which kind of juice is the hardest to drink? Rack your brains

36. What can you see at the guillotine in hell? Ghostly;