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Give me a funny joke? (want a classic! )
Title: Among them
Student: My left foot hurts.
Comment: Are you a centipede?
Title: One after another.
Student: After work, my father went home one after another.
Comment: How many dads do you have?
Title: Prosperity.
Student: My brother is thriving.
Comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?
Theme: sadness
Student: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.
Comment: The teacher is even sadder.
Title: Again ... Again.
Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.
Comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?
Title: In addition,
Student: A train passes by, besides, besides.
Comment: I am dead.
Title: Right away
Student: I'm happy to ride a horse.
Comment: Come down.
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