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Who is the scorpion essence backstage? Why did Tathagata and Guanyin Bodhisattva dare not provoke her?
The description of scorpion essence in the original Journey to the West is like this. Then Tathagata will give you a lecture. Somehow, the Tathagata pushed the scorpion essence. Scorpion essence disagrees, and the backhand is one, which just hits the Tathagata's middle finger.
Tathagata became angry from embarrassment, and ordered eight arhats from donkey kong to capture scorpion essence, but it was such a scorpion essence that escaped in front of many arhats from King Kong? It's really a joke.
Tathagata wants to sexually harass scorpion essence, but scorpion essence doesn't like Tathagata. So I gave the Tathagata a backhand. Tathagata became angry from embarrassment after being stung, and ordered eight arhats from donkey kong to catch scorpion essence.
It's just that scorpion essence was finally sheltered by Taishang Laojun, thus becoming a leprechaun in the daughter country. Because the daughter country is the sphere of influence of the old man, we should be able to think that scorpion essence is protected by the old man. Otherwise, a hundred scorpions were caught by the Tathagata.
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