Super happy event joke

Super happy moment joke: I warn you, don't laugh at me when I am angry with you! ! ! When you laugh, I will laugh with you: it seems that I have no face! ! ! !

Super happy moment joke 1 1. The prisoner received a letter from his wife:

You're in prison. No one has turned over several acres of land in our family. My in-laws can't move. I am in poor health and have to look after the children. The prisoner replied: Never turn the ground, there is a gun buried underground? After a month, his wife wrote back: the police came in three or four batches and ransacked our land several times. I was so tired that I vomited blood and didn't find the gun. Where did you hide the gun?

The prisoner's answer:

There was no gun at all, and the police helped turn the ground. Hurry up and farm, otherwise I can't help you!

Comment: This is the master! It doesn't matter where people are, the key is to solve the problem. In order to meet the challenge, we must change our ideas.

2. A handsome guy was walking with his grandfather in the evening, and there was a temperament beauty not far away, so he couldn't help but look at it twice. Grandpa asked: Do you like it? Handsome guy nodded shyly. Grandpa asked again: Do you want her phone number? The handsome boy blushed instantly. Grandpa said: Look at me. Then turned and walked to the beauty. A few minutes later, the handsome guy's phone rang, and there came a sweet voice: Hello, your grandfather is lost, come here quickly, we are at the gate of the park. The handsome boy was so impressed with his grandfather that he kept this mobile phone silently. The master is in the folk!

Comment: as long as the mind does not decline! There are always more ways than difficulties!

Anonymous was embarrassed to go home and cry after quarreling with her husband, and suddenly thought of going to the funeral home to cry and vent. It happened that an old man's funeral was being held, and Jane Doe and his family began to cry. The old man's wife complained: this damn fool has a mistress. Seeing her crying her eyes out, I comforted her and said, Lao San, seeing that you are crying so sadly, we will give you1500,000 cash, other real estate and company stocks, and you can forget about it, ok? -

This example tells us: going to a strange circle may have unexpected gains! It's okay. Don't stay at home! Life lies in showing off in an ostentatious manner!

I wish my friends that their thinking is not rigid and they will always be young. Laugh often and be happy every day.

A criminal escaped from prison and sneaked into the house where a young couple lived. The escaped prisoner threw the man aside, tied his wife to the bed, kissed her neck, and then went to the bathroom to take a bath.

The husband said when the fugitive was taking a shower. Dear, I love you, I really do, but in order to avoid casualties, you must sacrifice once. This guy seems to have not touched a woman for a long time. You must be strong! ?

Wife:? It seems that he hasn't touched a woman for a long time. He just told me that your husband is sexy. Honey, you must be strong.

Super happy moment joke 2 1. Sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are on the wrong side.

2. Whole grains are also three meals a day; Money is also a black and white day; There are ten bungalows, which are also a couch; Baoche

A hundred times, there are also troubles and troubles; High-ranking officials are generous and go to work every day; A group of wives and concubines is also a one-night affair; Delicacies and seafood are also full; Prosperity has become the past. More money and less money, just enough to eat; Ugly people are beautiful, just pleasing to the eye; Few old people are in good health.

Only when things change can people know how to miss.

4. There are many roads to go in life, and only a few steps are important; I have a lot to say in my life, only a few words are important;

I will know many people in my life, but only a few are important; Perhaps the difference between winners and losers is that they get one or two more right steps, say one or two more right words and make one or two more friends.

Super happy moment joke 3 1, many years ago, at the train station, I was looking for a trash can with a stubbed cigarette end in my hand. I couldn't find it anywhere, but suddenly I saw a lot of it lying in the corner. Just after my hand left, a middle-aged man wearing a red cuff appeared out of nowhere: fine 5 yuan.

I said: there are so many thrown here.

He answered slowly: they all paid the fine.

2. I remember performing the song "Brush Your Teeth" when I was a child. At that time, everyone gave me a huge toothbrush prop. I am curious to ask the teacher, where did you buy such a big toothbrush?

Teacher Niu B coaxed me: These props are specially made by the school and can't be bought outside. ?

After listening to my admiration, in retrospect, Nima, I used a toilet brush. . .

3. The youth asked the master:? I helped an old man yesterday and was wronged by 2000 yuan. I lost 1500 while driving this morning. What happened to the world?

The master took a cup for the young man to hold in his hand, and then began to pour boiling water. When the water overflowed, the cup fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

The youth suddenly realized:? Does the master mean that you won't understand until you have experienced pain?

The master shook his head and said, no, this cup is from Qianlong period. Just pay 30 thousand yuan.

Get up in the morning and hear a quarrel on the fifth floor. Go up and have a look. It turns out that Mr. Wang and boss Li next door are fighting on the fifth floor.

Boss Li is obviously at a disadvantage. Everyone is pulling Mr. Wang. I saw Mr. Wang pointing a kitchen knife at Boss Li. What do people who beat children in the early morning hate most?

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