Jokes about inverse proportional relationships

One: My sister and my brother are in xx... Sister: "Brother, brother, you are so great, better than dad!!" Brother: "Yes, mom said that too." Sister: "I I am your mother after giving birth to you!" Brother: "No, then who is the person we call her mother?" Brother: "-__-b Isn’t she dad’s sister?” Sister: “She is dad’s sister and dad’s mother, just like the relationship between us!” Brother: “……………※×……※%%#%#◎ !" Part 2: A suicidal person described the reasons for his suicide in his suicide note, which sounds really troublesome. The suicide note reads: I married a widow who had an adult daughter. My father married the daughter my wife brought here. So my father became my son-in-law, and my daughter became my stepmother. I called my father daddy, and my father also called me daddy. My daughter called me daddy, but I called her mommy. I also called her daddy. You have to call my wife grandma, because she is my stepmother’s mother. Soon my daughter, my stepmother, gave birth to a son. He was my half-brother, and he had to call me grandpa, because he was also my grandson. Later, my wife, my grandmother, gave birth to a son. He was my stepmother’s younger brother and I was his nephew, so my son called me daddy and I called my son uncle. In addition, I am my wife, my grandma’s grandson, and my grandma’s husband, so I am also my maternal grandfather. And because my wife is my grandmother, my son, my uncle, is my brother and my daughter’s brother, so I... Oh my gosh, such a complicated relationship really breaks my mind, I Only death can provide relief.