What is the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life?

I have heard the funniest joke in my life.

1. I sent a box of walnuts to my friend, and he said the fruit was bitter! There is also a big beard in it, and you can't move your tongue after eating it. What's even more ridiculous is that he said it might be poisonous. After eating it, my mouth turned black, even my teeth turned black, and I couldn't brush it for several times. I calmly told him who hadn't done it for the first time, and don't forget to send it back to me after eating!

The doctor is preparing to operate on a man. The man glanced at the doctor nervously ... suddenly, the man rolled under the bed in horror and shouted, "Come on!" " The nurse hurried over and asked, what's the matter? The man said, change my doctor quickly! The nurse asked: Why? The man said, I gave him my diploma!

Yesterday, my mother suddenly said to me: there is a piece of land at home, which is yours! Now I hold back my tears and think: I know, in fact, I am an invisible rich second generation! The bitter days before were all to hone me! Now the time is finally ripe ... I hold back my inner excitement and try to ask my mother in a calm and casual tone: Where is it? "On the table, ZTO Express. Arrived yesterday! I signed it for you! "

4, the same laziness, just because the coat is different, but the fate is completely different: one is stabbed and the other is spoiled! Therefore, matching "clothes" is very important. It's cold, so we have to buy what we need. Don't save it.