Please write a script about a story caused by plagiarism~ It should be more humorous~ Good addition!

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Characters: Student A, Student B, invigilator

(in front of the classroom)

(A and B are walking and chatting, B Carrying a schoolbag, A has nothing in his hands, only a pen stuffed in the breast pocket of his jacket)

B (annoyed):... I heard that the invigilator this time is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. This is terrible. what to do?

A: Don’t worry, buddy, I have a solution.

B: Do you have any clever ideas?

A (taking out his cell phone triumphantly): Use this! I have a buddy from the Information Institute who just finished the computer science exam in the first two periods, and the papers were the same as ours. This time there will only be 100 multiple-choice questions. I have already agreed with him that it will be done with three short messages.

B (disappointed): How about receiving answers via text message? What's so great about it is that even though you have set the vibration on your phone, it can still be easily discovered by the teacher, who is very sensitive to this.

A (mysterious): No, no. I just didn't adjust the vibration, so I just let the text message ring sound. (The text message beeps, A looks at it) Ha, my buddy has returned to the dormitory now and is ready to look up the answer in the book.

B: No? ! Wouldn't it be more blatant to leave your phone ringing?

A: You don’t understand this. This is called putting oneself to death in order to survive. The mountain man has his own clever ideas, just wait for the answer to come to your door automatically.

(The class bell rang, B was in a hurry, A walked to his seat leisurely and sat down)

B: Are you still sitting in the first row?

A: This is called the most dangerous place and also the safest place. You don't understand.

(Teacher brings a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clears throat): Students, I will invigilate your basic computer exam today. Hope everyone can cooperate. (Distribute papers) Two test papers and one answer sheet. Question 1 is 100 questions, all of which are multiple choice questions. Please check it out. After finishing, write down your major name and student number. (After handing out the papers, he walked to the front) Although it is a cliché, I would like to emphasize the discipline of the examination room to everyone here. Don't do something you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for so many years and have proctored countless students. I know very well the tricks of those restless classmates. If I find out whoever makes a small move, I will be aware of the consequences. That's all I said. (Looking at the watch) Okay, now everyone starts answering the questions. The time is two hours.

(Everyone lowered their heads and started to answer the questions. B scratched his head while reading the questions, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

(The teacher was inspecting, and later, he held up a sign seriously and wrote "Ten "Five minutes later", indicating to the audience. Put it down.)

(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which student brought a mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your phone or turn it off! ...Oh, it's mine. I was negligent and affected my classmates. I'm sorry. (Hurry and turn off the phone)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign saying "in half an hour")

(The sound of "di-di" text messages on the mobile phone)

Teacher: Who? ! (Xunsheng walks forward)

A (raises hand high): I am teacher. (Sincerely) I'm really sorry, my watch is broken. In order to make it easier to tell the time, I brought an alarm clock, but I may not have turned it off properly. (Took out a huge alarm clock from the desk)

Teacher (sweating coldly): So big? ! Okay, okay, just make sure to close it.

A: Okay. (Sit down and snicker at Person B)

(After the teacher was inspecting, Person A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answers. Person B looked over to copy)

(The teacher turned back, Person A and Person B immediately resumed working on the questions The teacher walked away and continued copying.)

(The teacher showed the sign "In half an hour")

(The "beep" sounded again, the teacher walked forward quickly)

A (stands up): Teacher, I’m sorry, I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How can this be?

A: Well, to reassure you, I have removed the battery.

(Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nodded and continued to patrol, A and B copied the answers)

(The teacher showed the sign "in one hour")

(The "beep" sounds again)

Teacher (facing A angrily): What did you say happened? ! Will the alarm still sound if the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Teacher, please stop talking, I am also annoyed by it! (Hands over the alarm clock) It's really amazing, it still rings when the battery is out. Just put away my broken alarm clock so that everyone can feel more at ease. I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (putting the alarm clock away): That’s good. Don't worry about this, just do the questions carefully. (Turn around and walk away)

(A makes a victory gesture to B, and the two of them copy the answers)

(When the teacher shows "an hour and a half later", A and B put down their pens, Chang Shuyi B made an OK gesture to A. The two looked at each other and smiled)

A (just stood up to hand in the paper, and suddenly the phone beeped again): No way? ! (At a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I have always felt that there is something wrong with you. Now you have nothing to say, right? !

A (turned to other students in an extremely excited manner): Tell me! Come on, tell me, who brought an alarm clock to the exam like me and didn't turn it off properly, which seriously affected the order of the exam! If you are so uncooperative with the teacher's invigilation work, are you worthy of the teacher, worthy of the school, worthy of the parents who worked hard to nurture you, and worthy of the society that nurtured you? ! (B innocently spreads his hands and shakes his head)

Teacher (being at a loss): Uh...student, don’t get too excited, the exam is not over yet.

A: I’m sorry, teacher, I’m a little out of sorts. Well, my paper is ready.

(A and B handed the papers to the teacher one after another, and the two left their seats. A was serious, and B had an uncontrollable pride on his face)

B (after going out): Wow! You are so awesome, you can think of such a great way, you will definitely be fine in this exam, hahaha!

A (satisfied): Little Case!

B: Oh, by the way, haven’t all the answers been sent to the previous three text messages? Why is there a fourth text message? It made me break out in a cold sweat for you.

A: Oh, that’s right, it scared me. Fortunately, I’m very witty.

B: Look what the text message said?

A (takes out mobile phone): What else is there? It’s not the kind of deceptive advertisement that says “Your mobile phone number has won a prize!”, it’s family doctor information.

(A and B are looking at their mobile phones together)

A (word by sentence): All the answers I just sent you were wrong. They were last year’s exam answers.

A and B: What? !

(End)

You can think of the topic yourself

Xiao Ling was sleeping on the table.

Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.

Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?

Xiao Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: What’s the fuss about?

Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!

Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?

Xiao Ai: I know.

Xiao Wu: We won’t argue anymore.

Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style.

Brother, follow my lead in the exam!

Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?

Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also fight grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What do you think of?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is amazing!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)

Xiao Ling: Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: Three steps!

Step one: write your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nodded)

Step three: - Hand over the rolling paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here you are!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,

He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ??salt!

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!

I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and think about it, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!

The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can relieve cattle, is it easy? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed?

Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer it.

How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher: Do you call this a problem?

Teacher: You——Okay, next question,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: I just wrote five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Hold it (pass a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (Wants to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, it may not be useful even if you beat the grass, so I’m leaving.