5 ~ 7 English short stories or jokes are all in Chinese!

One day, a teacher took his students to visit a chicken farm. When they approached the incubator, the chicken had just come out of the eggshell.

One day, the teacher took the students to visit a chicken farm. When they approached the incubator, a chick had just hatched.

"Isn't it wonderful to see a little thing coming out of the eggshell?" The teacher said.

"Isn't it wonderful to see a little life coming out of the eggshell?" The teacher said.

"Yes, sir." One of the boys said, "but it would be better if we could know in advance how the chicken got into its egg."

"Yes, sir." A gay man said, "But it would be even more wonderful if we knew in advance how it got into the eggshell."

Story 2:

Good and evil Good and evil

The weak forces of good and evil were expelled into the sky. Zeus is good at asking how we can return to the earth. Zeus told him that we shouldn't visit it from world to world. Evil is very close to people, so go to them one by one. Because coming down from the sky, it will get better very slowly.

Reference translation:

Weak goodness is overtaken by evil. Good at asking Zeus how to return to earth. Zeus told him not to go together, but to visit the world one by one. Evil is close to people, so I have been looking for it. Kindness comes slowly, because it falls from the sky.

Story 3:

A man went to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the dust. He walked on until he came to a river. The river has become very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out of the dust and ate it. Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times.

A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a poor box by the roadside? Drinking and drinking, he said, "I'm not going to eat those poor people? Drink, because the rich will give me more food, and he will give me something especially delicious. " Then he picked up poverty? Drink it and throw it in the dirt. He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He started looking for food, and he found poverty? Drink, especially happy to eat the dust they turned out. Don't throw away good things, you will find them very effective next time.