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Funny sentences to describe girls who are fat

1. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and pants, standing there like a postbox.

2. Fat Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

3. Han Laoliu’s old lady came out in response. This is a fat woman with a thick middle and sharp jujube pits at both ends. She wears a silk gown and holds a long cigarette bag with a sapphire holder.

4. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

5. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a big belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

6. Here he comes, waddling over from a distance, moving his two stubby legs and showing a round belly, really like a waddling duck. Closer, you can clearly see the fat on his face trembling and sweating profusely. It looks like he is exhausted from walking such a long way. When he saw me, he immediately became anxious and started running quickly. Unfortunately, he was too fat, so it took a lot of effort, but the speed was not much faster. His two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and his round belly It was bouncing up and down, but unfortunately it was still running slowly.

7. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.