Tell me some of the most disgusting jokes you have ever seen. Please ask for the most disgusting ones. Please do not copy them.

Declaration in advance: Don’t vomit after reading this~~~Otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences~~~

It was my first time to fly, and I felt a little uncomfortable and kept wanting to vomit, so I found a doctor. The bag started to vomit, and halfway through, he found that the bag was almost full, and it was too late to find it now, so he drank half of the vomit in the bag and continued to vomit...

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Say it at your own risk! ! ,,

On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar want toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front of me had already eaten everything that could be eaten, and now there is only water left. Yes. Can you give me a straw?"

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A man saw a sale in a store and walked in.

"What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food."

"We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog."

" Where is such a rule?" "This is what happens with discounted goods."

The man struggled with the salesperson for a long time, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food.

"Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat."

It was the same salesperson. The man spent a long time with her, but the result was still the same. I had to go home and bring the cat with me

before I bought cat food.

A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug in it and found the salesperson.

"What are you buying?" "You'll find out when you put your hand in."

The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky."

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"I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

You will laugh after reading this story! If you don’t get stuck, you will regret it!

Today is my birthday. My girlfriend called me early and said she would come home to congratulate me on my birthday that evening and also give me a surprise! Heard this good news! I worked very hard today and got over a dozen clients at once! Return to the company. It was already three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the cafeteria, there was only one pitiful dish and one soup left, namely stir-fried three beans (stir-fried soybeans, green beans, and peas with meat) and radish soup. I had no choice but to go to customers all morning, and my stomach was already growling, so I had to order a large plate of stir-fried three beans with meat and a large pot of radish soup, and ate it! Unexpectedly, when I got off work, my stomach felt like the engine of an off-road Jeep! --The violent piston movement began! In an instant, waves of gas rushed out of my body! I hurriedly rushed to a place where no one was around. My stomach hummed softly in embarrassment at first, but it soon turned into a barrage of popping noises! My stomach is so bloated! But at this moment, my girlfriend called and said that she had arrived home and asked me to go home quickly. well! I had no choice but to go home, hoping she wouldn't see me in such a mess! ...

On the way home I made a deliberate effort to fart a lot. We're almost home, my stomach feels a lot better, and I think there won't be any more problems. From a distance, I saw my girlfriend waiting for me by the door. She looked a little excited. She shouted, "My dear, tonight, I have prepared a very wonderful gift for you that will definitely surprise you."

Before she even entered the door, her girlfriend used a piece of cloth to hold the door open. My eyes were tightly covered, saying they wanted to give me a surprise! He also led me to sit in the chair in front of the dining table and made me swear not to peek. Suddenly, I felt like farting again. Just at this moment, my girlfriend's cell phone rang.

This saved my life! I made an excuse saying it was too messy and asked her to go to another room to answer the phone! But she insisted on not taking off the blindfold, and even made me swear! Then he ran to another room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I took the opportunity to shift all my weight to one leg and let out the fart. The fart was not only loud, but also smelled like rotten eggs. I could barely breathe, so I touched the seat cushion and fanned around hard in an attempt to get rid of the bad smell. Just when I was feeling better, another fart came. I raised my legs again and started to put them! It sounded like a revving diesel engine, and the smell was even worse this time. To prevent myself from suffocating, I waved my arms around the chair cushions to fan them, hoping the smell would dissipate as quickly as possible. Just when everything was about to return to normal, another fart rushed over impatiently. So I stood up, bent down, and pushed my butt back and up! Put it out. This fart was truly top-notch, even the newspaper behind me was blown to the ground...

I listened to the voice of my girlfriend talking in another room, Because I had to keep my promise not to peek, I didn't dare to open my blindfold, so I could only fart constantly in the dark, in order to expel all the gas in my stomach quickly without making the room smell worse! I unbuckled my belt, lowered my underwear and trousers down to my lower abdomen, exposed my butt, fumbled to open the balcony door behind me, stretched almost my entire butt out onto the balcony, and started farting like crazy. Come..., ah! Feel much better! After that, I danced around and fanned the room with chair cushions, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly... In this way, within the next ten minutes, I kept farting and fanning at the same time. Chair cushion, finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my belly felt better! I quickly tied on my pants, fixed my hair, and began to wait gracefully and with a smile for my dear her to surprise me.

When she approached, I had a satisfied smile on my face, a gentle look. My girlfriend first apologized to me for taking such a long time on the phone, and then asked me if I had ever secretly lifted the cloth. After I assured her that I was not peeking, my girlfriend removed the cloth covering my eyes and said to me, "What an accident! My girlfriend insisted on me taking them to see you today. They said you were in the photo." You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters from my work, and the six standing on the balcony are my best friends from school. !" At this time, I was extremely shocked and horrified to find that there were a lot of girls sitting around the dining table opposite me, and there was another group of girls standing on the balcony behind me. They were all here to participate in this event, which made me feel very special. An unexpected birthday party.

Now, each of them is looking at me with an indescribable expression on their face...

The most disgusting thing is coming: pay attention~ ! ! ! !

1. (Completely self-created, no kidding)

Top ten ways to eat shit:

no1. Chinese style:

Put fresh cakes into a pot, add garlic, ginger, and green onions, and cook over a slow fire. After ten minutes, take out the poop, make it into a paste with your hands, add soybean flour, and thicken it, then use Form into balls with your hands and put them in the pot. Steam for another 5 to 7 minutes, remove the feces, and serve.

Features of this dish: fragrant and nutritious, suitable for all ages.

The original poster just thinks it looks good, so just say it and I will continue writing, okay?