Jokes about Jieyang leaders talking

One day, an Italian man and a French man's wife were both giving birth, and they were pacing anxiously outside the delivery room. "It's really unlucky," the Italian man said, "This happened while I was on vacation." "You think this is unlucky!" The French man snapped, "I'm still on my honeymoon!" 2. A foreign girl Married to China, at breakfast, she was told that she couldn't eat fried dough sticks: "You eat it with dip." She immediately stood up, and was told again, "You eat it with dip!" She was confused and said aggrievedly : "Let me eat standing up. I have already stood up. Where should I stand?" 3. One day, the beautiful Egyptian Queen fell in love with an ugly giant. This short queen was full of show off. He said to the high priest Little Leis, "Look, what a perfect combination we are. Our children will be tall and handsome in the future."

"Really? If your children are short and What about ugliness?" Little Lis God said after being silent for a moment. 4. A newlywed couple was sitting on the beach watching the sunset. The wife casually grabbed a handful of sand and said to her husband casually:

"It's strange, no matter how tight I hold it, it still remains." It always leaks from the fingers, and in the end there is only a little bit left. "My dear, it's better not to mention my meager salary at this wonderful moment." 5. One day, three people! When ugly people chat together, they will use an idiom to describe how ugly they are. A said: My appearance is too arbitrary, so I am ugly. B said: It’s not as good as if I could do whatever I wanted, I would be even uglier. C said: Don’t argue, my appearance will never happen again, so I’m the ugliest! 6. In the market, a customer asked: "Hey! How much does this cat cost?"

"Sir, 100 francs."

"But yesterday you only had 20 francs. ”

“Because it ate my parrot worth 80 francs this morning.”