Complete works of Shanxi Wanrong jokes

Complete works of Shanxi Wanrong jokes

Complete works of Shanxi Wanrong jokes:

1, beginning of autumn, who doesn't aim at cooling down, is playing hooligans!

2.20 13 The weather was very hot in summer. A sparrow that landed on the roof was scalded by tiles and fell to the ground. The cat ate the sparrow and burned its tongue.

3. Nima! It's hot today! Peeing on the main road, lifting your pants, and not even reading the watermark! ! !

In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

Feeling that there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue?

6, this weather, walking in the street is hot enough, seeing the beautiful women in the street wearing so little, TM is not hot enough.

7. It is above 40℃ every day, and you have to go out to run business. It's true that the barbecue business has developed rapidly, and now it has developed to every household.

8. Chatting with friends on the phone. My friend said: Now I work overtime until eight o'clock every day.

I wonder: the boss gives you a little salary and you give him overtime?

The friend said: You are so stupid! Don't you have to pay the electricity bill to turn on the air conditioner when you go home?

9. Recently, the high temperature has continued. A black man in Lu Yu asked: Can you tell me whether it is hot here or in Africa?

The black man replied:? I repeat, I'm not from Africa, I've basked here!

10, a man rode a tricycle to take his wife out on business. Hardly had he left the alley when he was hit by a car. The man flew for several meters and stood up at once. When the daughter-in-law looks anxious, she can still stand up after flying so far.

The man looked helpless: hot. . .

Complete works of Shanxi Wanrong jokes 2:

1. What is the busiest day? Another day? Because people often say? When shall we get together? ; When is the farthest time? Maybe next time. Because people often say? Do come next time. .

2. Standing and talking are generally fatter, because we have no waist.

In fact, there is no road on the ground, and there are many people walking? Our company went bankrupt.

Xiaosan is the greatest woman in the world. She has a bad reputation, but she helps you meet men.

Most people's so-called success has only two criteria: the score when they are young and the amount of money when they grow up.

6. It really surprises me that as many as 25% of the prison population in the United States is white. Do you really need that many prison guards? !

7. Women are the same as slot machines: they want to play money or they want to play. If there is no money, someone is waiting to play.

Through my efforts, I have realized half my dream? I have grown up.

9. I used to be stupid because I was young and brave; Now I am being mean because I am threatened by aging.

10, eating and drinking Lazar computer, it's a wonderful life.

1 1, no matter how tired and bitter you are, you should treat yourself as two hundred and fifty, no matter how difficult it is.

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