What is a good joke?

The doctor went over and asked him, why are you lying motionless in the tree? Neuropathy said, "I am a coconut." The doctor said, then can you come down? The psycho said, "I'm not coming down! I'm not familiar with it! " Once upon a time there was a little white rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of the 1 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the second little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the third little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the fourth little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the fifth rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the sixth rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the seventh little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the eighth little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the ninth little white rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of the 10 rabbit

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 1 1 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 12 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 13 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 14 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 15 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 16 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 17 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 18 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulder of 19 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the twentieth rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Stand on the shoulders of 2 1 rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the 22nd rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the 23rd rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the 24th rabbit.

Then came a little white rabbit,

Standing on the shoulder of the 25th rabbit.

Kissed my favorite giraffe.

One day, Xiaoming said to Xiaohong, "Lend me your eraser." Xiaohong said, no, Xiaoming said, if you lend it to me, you will die. Xiaohong had no choice but to lend it to him. Then Xiaohong died. Once upon a time, a man got lost in the desert, hungry and thirsty. Luckily, he found a magic lamp. The demon in the magic lamp gave him an impatient look: "Say what you wish, I'm in a hurry!" " "The man said," Wife ... "The devil immediately conjured up a beautiful woman and gave him a contemptuous look:" I was still thinking about beautiful women at this time! "And then disappeared. The man: "Cake ..." Q: What song should Dayu's wife sing if she can't enter the house?

A: It's time to sing "Dayu missed in those years, love missed in those years". . . .

A group of professors from Beihang University were invited on the plane. After sitting down, they were told that the plane was designed by their students. As a result, many professors got off the plane. Only one professor sat there motionless. Someone asked him why he didn't dare to go down quickly. He said: "Don't worry, this plane can't fly at all. The first time I flew with my friends, I looked out of the window nervously and shouted to my friends, "Look, how high we are flying, like ants! ! ! "Friend:" Stop yelling. The plane hasn't taken off yet. It's an ant. "Two people quarreled for a day, one said 3824 and the other said 382 1. Debate, to the county magistrate. Hearing this, the county magistrate said, "Go ahead, drag the 3824 out and hit twenty boards. 3824 said discontentedly: "He is stupid, how can he hit me!" " The county magistrate replied, "You can argue with 382 1 all day. You say people are stupid. Who will you hit if you don't? "