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Who will honk the horn for me?

In the middle of the night, the Supreme Treasure sneaked out of the bridal chamber to find Xia Zi, but was stopped by Pig and Friar Sand, so the Supreme Treasure had to accompany them to save the Tang Priest. )

Tang Priest: I won't leave.

Bajie: Huh? Why?

Tang Priest: It can be said that the four of us had a great effort to get the Western Classics this time. Because there was no cooperation from Qi Xin, the demon succeeded. In that case, what is the difference between me in this prison and outside? It's just a bigger prison for me outside. Go out first, I have something to say to big brother.

Bajie: Master!

Tang Priest: Bajie, you are disobedient again!

Bajie: No, Master! I'll watch you from outside. Friar Sand, come with me! (Two people leave)

Tang Priest: Wukong, come in! (Open the prison door and let the Supreme Treasure in)

Supreme treasure: Frankly speaking, I am not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice! Master, you are merciful. Let me go, okay?

Tang Priest: Wukong, do you know what sonorous sonorous is?

Supreme treasure: what clang clang clang clang clang clang clang?

Tang Priest: Bang, bang, bang, bang, that is (singing).

You-you-! Can accompany me to the west longitude;

You-you-! Can kill demons and get rid of them;

Only you can protect me so that crabs and mussels can't eat me;

Your greatest skill is only yourself-!

Supreme treasure: hey ...

Tang Priest: An Liyou! Don't blame the host for whispering;

Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling;

I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!

It's worth the sacrifice, Amitabha!

Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...

Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...