Humorous jokes for men and women

Please expect the woman: "Do you love me?"

Man: "love"

Woman: "Then buy me a car!"

M: OK.

Woman: "I still want the room."

Man: "Then I'll do it right away ..."

Say that finish, the man quickly left. The woman is very excited, so stay tuned. Half an hour later, the man came back and said, "It's done. Go and buy the key! " "

Cold quarrelling men and women

One day, a woman met a man who had known each other for several days. The man kept asking the woman how many boyfriends she had and made a household registration survey.

The woman finally said, "Are you the FBI? I am not a prisoner. What account have you been checking? "

The man said, "This is normal. You have to ask what you should ask, otherwise how can I understand you? "

The woman said angrily, "Why are you so rude and have no gentlemanly manners at all?"

The man said unhappily, "Do you think I am French or a gentleman?" "Jingdianwenji.com/nannvxiaohua/,, here are more jokes about men and women. Hope to adopt, thank you!