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Who knows all the students' short words, short poems, short paragraphs and short expressions?
Please read the following numbers quickly: 252525252525 ... All right, baby, this is your bone!
Is your Mandarin standard? Please read with me: Look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it … OK, stop barking and eat the bones!
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly!
I am eager to find you at night. I'm waiting for you naked. I can't live without you in bed. Only you can make me comfortable. Where the hell are you ... pajamas.
When I first met you, your suit was straight, your hair was shiny, and your shoes were reflective ... It's a pity that your pants were not zipped!
This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.
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Try your Mandarin. Change the "chaos" of the Anshi Rebellion to "green" and read it ten times in a row. Hey. ....
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