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What is it like to eat hot pot alone?
Eating hot pot is a very happy thing
But eating hot pot alone is not so happy
It may It means you are a good person
! lose! defeat!
You can’t even find anyone to eat hot pot with you (even if you pay for it)
Haidilao’s service is famous
Yes A piece of news said
I once went to eat Haidilao alone and the waiter saw that he was alone
So he put a doll opposite him to accompany him while eating (it was really heartwarming and sad at the same time) ? Woo woo woo)
Later, it was derived
Chat? Accompanying food and other special services (so there is a reason why Haidilao is doing so well)
I once experienced eating hot pot alone
It felt really terrible
It was really a torture
You will have all kinds of doubts Life
You will have all kinds of complaints and negative emotions about society
Becoming more and more inferior and negative
Every time the people around you look at you, you will think they are laughing. You
had to eat in a hurry in the end
So if you don’t have strong
mental endurance, don’t try it
You will Regret
I couldn’t live alone for a long time
So I gave most of my time to school clubs and basketball
just to reduce the time I spent alone.
During that time, I was crazy about Renren (it was really popular at that time)
When I was alone in the dormitory, I kept adding female classmates from inside and outside the school
Is it okay to specifically pick the long elephants? Update the status frequently
Usually the amount is added up to the daily limit (how hungry I am)
At the most The male-to-female ratio of my friends is
1:9
The only 1 is either a classmate or a golfer
My roommate called me that during that time
Renren Emperor
I don’t really believe those who say they like the feeling of being alone
Either you have low self-esteem and use it to cover up your feeling of being alone
Either you are not good enough
Or you are too ugly
Or you have no money or power
Or your character is not good
It seems to be closer The distance between people
But
The fact is that we young people are becoming more and more lonely
The second cup is half price? But I am The third person
When changing the nicknames of friends one by one back to their real names
Unlock and open Weibo, QQ, Moments, refresh, refresh, refresh. . .
Shopping alone? Then he handed the shopping bag that hurt his left hand to his right hand and said: No? Here it is for you (woo woo woo)
Two meals in three days Dinner? But no one noticed
Traveling alone? Sometimes I want to take a full-body photo
When you go to dinner alone and meet an acquaintance, they ask you why you are alone
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The only thing you missed was that you didn’t hand in your homework (what if you want to laugh here)
I turned off my phone for a day and then turned it on again and found that no one was looking for you
I wanted to go to bed in the middle of eating alone I'm not even afraid of the waiter taking away the dishes in the toilet
I'm afraid to sleep alone with a hanging bottle
When I'm bored, I want to find someone to chat with and look through my address book but find that there's no one I can call.
Nowadays, everyone can afford a mobile phone that can be charged for 5 minutes, but there is no one who can talk for two hours.
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First of all, you have to start with yourself to become confident? Become valuable
If you should take the civil service exam, you should take the civil service exam
If you should take the postgraduate exam
Learn English when you should learn English
Learn technology when you should learn technology
Communication when you should communicate
Lose weight when you should lose weight
Plastic surgery when it’s time to do it
Make money when it’s time to make money
Fitness when it’s time to do fitness
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