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What is it like to eat hot pot alone?

Eating hot pot is a very happy thing

But eating hot pot alone is not so happy

It may It means you are a good person

! lose! defeat!

You can’t even find anyone to eat hot pot with you (even if you pay for it)

Haidilao’s service is famous

Yes A piece of news said

I once went to eat Haidilao alone and the waiter saw that he was alone

So he put a doll opposite him to accompany him while eating (it was really heartwarming and sad at the same time) ? Woo woo woo)

Later, it was derived

Chat? Accompanying food and other special services (so there is a reason why Haidilao is doing so well)

I once experienced eating hot pot alone

It felt really terrible

It was really a torture

You will have all kinds of doubts Life

You will have all kinds of complaints and negative emotions about society

Becoming more and more inferior and negative

Every time the people around you look at you, you will think they are laughing. You

had to eat in a hurry in the end

So if you don’t have strong

mental endurance, don’t try it

You will Regret

I couldn’t live alone for a long time

So I gave most of my time to school clubs and basketball

just to reduce the time I spent alone.

During that time, I was crazy about Renren (it was really popular at that time)

When I was alone in the dormitory, I kept adding female classmates from inside and outside the school

Is it okay to specifically pick the long elephants? Update the status frequently

Usually the amount is added up to the daily limit (how hungry I am)

At the most The male-to-female ratio of my friends is

1:9

The only 1 is either a classmate or a golfer

My roommate called me that during that time

Renren Emperor

I don’t really believe those who say they like the feeling of being alone

Either you have low self-esteem and use it to cover up your feeling of being alone

Either you are not good enough

Or you are too ugly

Or you have no money or power

Or your character is not good

It seems to be closer The distance between people

But

The fact is that we young people are becoming more and more lonely

The second cup is half price? But I am The third person

When changing the nicknames of friends one by one back to their real names

Unlock and open Weibo, QQ, Moments, refresh, refresh, refresh. . .

Shopping alone? Then he handed the shopping bag that hurt his left hand to his right hand and said: No? Here it is for you (woo woo woo)

Two meals in three days Dinner? But no one noticed

Traveling alone? Sometimes I want to take a full-body photo

When you go to dinner alone and meet an acquaintance, they ask you why you are alone

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The only thing you missed was that you didn’t hand in your homework (what if you want to laugh here)

I turned off my phone for a day and then turned it on again and found that no one was looking for you

I wanted to go to bed in the middle of eating alone I'm not even afraid of the waiter taking away the dishes in the toilet

I'm afraid to sleep alone with a hanging bottle

When I'm bored, I want to find someone to chat with and look through my address book but find that there's no one I can call.

Nowadays, everyone can afford a mobile phone that can be charged for 5 minutes, but there is no one who can talk for two hours.

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First of all, you have to start with yourself to become confident? Become valuable

If you should take the civil service exam, you should take the civil service exam

If you should take the postgraduate exam

Learn English when you should learn English

Learn technology when you should learn technology

Communication when you should communicate

Lose weight when you should lose weight

Plastic surgery when it’s time to do it

Make money when it’s time to make money

Fitness when it’s time to do fitness

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