Do you have any jokes that make you laugh to death?

Male: "Why are you here now? What time is it?!"

Female: "There is something going on at home, my dad. ..."

Male: "Stop it! Since the day I met you, your family has never been in trouble! I'm confused, your dad is a veteran. Soldier, how come you are more popular than Comrade Arafat?"

Female: "Well, isn't it just a little late?"

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Male: "A moment? I've been waiting in the cold wind for more than an hour!"

Female: "Then again What's wrong? Last time you and Erzi went to Sanlitun for a drink, I was stuck at the door for more than three hours! My head was frozen like a crystal lamp..."

Male: " Are you waiting for me? You deserve it! I get angry when I talk about this. What major do you have? Deep; a head full of ice crystals, bah! Aren’t they just snot bubbles frozen into solid form? Don’t look at your own ideas..."

Woman: "Don't talk so rudely! What's wrong with me? If you think I'm not good-looking, find a good one for me to look at!"

Male: " You think I can't? If I weren't so soft-hearted, I would have dumped you like a snot!"

Female: "Hey, you're still going strong! Don’t even look at your own virtues! Your parents are really great, so how could they save such a half-baked thing like you!”

Male: "I'm not as good looking as you. Look how good you look...like a model, and it's reserved for Mr. Picasso! Why do you look so familiar to me when I first meet you? You are all in Mr. Picasso's famous paintings. I've seen it before!"

Female: "That's not as good as you! Isn't it you who practiced painting since childhood? I'm really confused, Da Vinci. Why did you look so realistic through your MD’s belly?”

Male: “What’s wrong? Is Da Vinci making you jealous by painting eggs?” Wrong? Who told you that your breasts are not as big as egg yolks? To be honest, if you hadn’t been wearing a fake breast in front of me, I wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference between you and me!”

Female: "Hi! They are as thin as toothpicks. They just pile them together. Every time that happens, I dream of my grandma sewing. Same as clothes."

Male: "Do you have such a long needle for sewing clothes?"

Female : "What's the point of growing? This is not like buying a fishing line for fishing!"

Male: "Hey! I really made you talk! At this critical moment, it can fishing! This is capital, you know? I remember there was Jiang Ziya back then..."

Female: "Jiang Ziya? At best you are just a mung bean sprout! ”

Male: “It doesn’t matter what kind of buds it is, as long as it can fish!” Are you okay? "

Female: "I can't do it, but you can. How about you try it in the water? Be careful not to attract turtles or tortoises. When people look at your thing's head, they will think it's some blind relative of theirs! "

Male: "I have to try it today!

Female: "Well...let me go!" If you don't let me go, I'll call you, you bastard..."

Male: "You can shout if you want, I want to go fishing..."

Female: "Don't you think I look like egg yolk? Go find a big one, go ahead! "

Male: "I like small ones. Diamonds and jewelry are put in small boxes, and garbage is carried in big baskets..."

Female: "You hate...you bully others...you are bad..."