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"...What on earth do you want to say? Do you still want to stay and help me?" The girl suddenly became angry, "Stop your ridiculous thoughts! Even if I am like this...you stay There will only be people around me who are in the way!”

One day in computer class, a row of classmates’ computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer has crashed. Our row is all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are also dead." At this time, the teacher asked: "Who else is there? Die? \" Only one student stood up: "I'm not dead yet! \" The teacher said strangely: "The whole class is dead, why don't you die? \" 1. During World War II, there were four people in a train compartment. Individuals: ○1 an old lady, ○2 a young girl, ○3 a Romanian, ○4 a German officer. The train entered a dark tunnel. Nothing could be seen in the carriage. Only the sound of a kiss was heard, followed by a Remember the loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, I saw the German officer with five red fingerprints on his face, sitting there awkwardly (psychological activity...) ○1 This German guy is so shameless that he dared to bully him in the dark. Girl, you deserve it! ○2 This German has bad intentions. He must have wanted to kiss me, but he ended up kissing the old lady. He really deserves it! ○3 This Romanian is so shameless. He even kissed this girl and ran away quickly, which hurt me. He was beaten for him. This girl was too harsh. It really hurt! ○4 I kissed the back of my hand and slapped the German. It really relieved my hatred... 2. My parents once had a fight and my mother was very angry. He said, "Get out of here." My dad angrily said, "Get out of here!" 3. I have a friend who just watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and was very interested in "Dog Beating Stick". "Fa\" is very interested and often makes fun of others. One day, he did it again as usual. He kicked someone else and shouted: "Kick the dog!\" Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked him again and shouted: "Kick the dog!\" 4. In college, pigs were thrown in the class When the wind becomes strong, it will rise every night. The loser at first uses his nose to hold the cards, digs into the table, and drinks cold water. After playing for a long time, it becomes stale. So someone suggested that if someone loses again, they should shout "I am a pig\" in the corridor. After a long time, they changed the method and asked two people to shout together. The first person shouted: "I am a pig\". The second person shouted "I am the pig\". But he didn't expect that the person who made the suggestion lost two games in a row, so he shouted to the corridor: "I am a pig, I really am a pig\". The rest of the people were laughing until their stomachs ached. A friend of mine told me something even more ridiculous! The loser has to call a girl in his class and say sincerely: "You know, there are three words I have always wanted to say to you, but it is difficult to say them, but I am afraid that if I don't say them, I will have no chance. I... "I... I'm a pig!" It's even worse in our place. The winner is usually a tall guy or a girl who doesn't know who he is. )'s collar said viciously: "You are a pig!\" Also, the loser had to run to the telephone pole with the advertisement for a certain disease and shout: "My disease is cured!\" Later everyone I called a girl and said sincerely: "You know, I lied to you. In fact, I am a pig." Once, a certain class teacher called to congratulate him for being a three-star student, and he just said: "XXX, you know "The girl said impatiently: "I know, you are a pig, you are indeed a stupid pig!"

"...What do you want to say? "You still want to stay and help me?" The girl suddenly became angry, "Forget your ridiculous thoughts! Even if I'm like this... you will only get in the way!"