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A word to my husband.
Dear:
I don't know exactly how we met, and I didn't hesitate. It is so natural that we follow our hearts and we are together.
Suddenly met the right person at the right time. We are together for 20 1 1 year!
From now on, I am no longer alone, but I will always think about "we".
No one knows the future, no matter what, but I hope that every day we are together is a happy day.
Who holds my hand and eliminates my half-life loneliness;
Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement;
Who touches my face and soothes my half-life sorrow?
Who is it, holding my shoulder and driving me to be silent all my life;
Who can understand me so that I have no regrets in my life?
I, holding your hand, * * * you have weathered all your life;
I, kiss my eyes and give you the love of my life.
I, holding your hand, take away all your life;
I, caressing my neck, will protect you from the storms of your life.
I want to write a paper about your heartache.
I want to write a love song for you all my life.
I want to do my best for you.
I want to accompany you to see the beauty of vicissitudes of life.
I want to accompany you to lay the years on the red carpet.
I want to be with you.
Whispering a love story of ten thousand years.
Use each other's consistency.
I want to sing a love rhapsody for you.
Only you are listening.
Where you are, it is my safe place.
This is for you.
Just for you.
2. The classic sentence about women saying men 1) Like me, it is the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?
2) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
3) I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
4) I have a crush on you, follow me!
5) I just like you and love you, it's none of your business!
6) I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
7) I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
8) If I can't bear to bully others, how can I be bullied by others?
9) I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one dollar. Let me treat you!
10) Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!
The beautiful sentence about husband's comfort is 1. No matter how tired you are at work, you should put down your baggage when you go home. Home is your shelter from the wind; Don't smoke and drink when you are in pain, and your relatives will understand your difficulties; Pay attention to your health when you are strong. No one is a person with six million dollars. World Men's Health Day, I wish you good health.
2. In the workplace, you are an invincible general; At home, you are a gentle man who dares to take responsibility; In my eyes, you are an irreplaceable close lover in this life. World Men's Health Day, I wish my dear husband health and happiness forever.
3, man, please add some happiness to your work and make your troubles quiet; Inject some relaxation into the pressure to make success a step closer; Let life be full of some sweetness and make happiness stronger; Give your body some exercise to make your health last longer. World Men's Health Day, may you be healthy and happy, and be a happy person!
4, you are my day, you earn a rich life; You are my land, connecting the preceding with the following; You are my mountain, and all difficulties are touched by you; You are my heart, and the days with you are sweet. World Men's Health Day, I sincerely wish you good health and a happier husband and wife life!
5, strive to earn tickets, honestly love your wife, respect your old son, love your children with a smile, be serious all your life, retire and other grandchildren. This is a man's life, which makes people sad and burst into tears. On World Men's Health Day, good people are rewarded. I wish you a safe life!
6. Forget to dye your hair and go to work without delay; Clothes are not glamorous, and consciousness is always ahead; Family members are less accompanied, and national interests come first; Never say I love you, but I am always worried. This is a man, bearing responsibility and glory, hiding care and love. World Men's Health Day wishes men a happy family, sweet marriage and happy life.
7, indomitable spirit again, majestic, vigorous and vigorous, all over the world, Wan Li galloping north and south, good athletes aim to break into the world in all directions. "World Men's Health Day", talents in the world are in full bloom, and healthy bodies compete for capital.
8. A knowing smile and a happy hug are all successes. Happiness means going to work on time and going home happily. Men have strong forbearance, and their heroism is flat and calm. World Men's Health Day wishes men health, happiness in their right hands, kindness in their heads and glory in their heads.
9. If calcium can increase your luck, will you actively supplement calcium? If vitamins can add charm to you, are you destined to supplement them? A man, to give himself a health, is to give himself a future. Men's Health Day is coming. Take more exercise and care for your health. May you be more energetic!
10, the latest statistics show that ten-year-old men are easily excited, twenty-year-old men are easy to take the initiative, thirty-year-old men are easy to brake, and forty-year-old men are easy to be calm. Men, don't forget that health is capital while struggling. World Men's Health Day is coming, caring for men, health can not be ignored!
1 1, World Men's Health Day, we all care about men's health. Don't drink or smoke, and make sure you don't get hurt. Go to a physical examination once a year, and find out if you are sick early. Strengthen exercise, be happy and healthy!
12, every man has a soft place in his heart, and he needs the care of others, even if it is only this day. World Men's Health Day gives men more care, makes him more confident in love, and makes home his paradise.
13, there are old people in the world and little people in the world. You know how much trouble it is. Work hard, work hard and know how much you want. We men are all the same, a little more pressure, a little more responsibility, a little more tired, a little more tired. World Men's Health Day, may all men who are willing to make unremitting efforts be healthy and happy!
14, man, you are licking blood in the Jianghu, and I am waiting for you silently. You are wandering around the world, and I am waiting for you silently. You wander among the flowers, and I wait for you silently. If you are really a prodigal son, I can wait for you to come back. 65438+1On October 28th, World Men's Health Day, my prodigal son turned back and enjoyed autumn flowers!
15, stand tall and shoulder the burden of the family, you should have thick shoulders and be busy outside to shoulder the heavy burden of your career, you should have solid arms to take good care of the lives of the young and old, and you should have strong arms. On World Men's Health Day, you should have good health, a happy family and a happy life, and the health of your male compatriots should come first!
16, "Only physical and mental health can withstand the challenge; If you have no distractions, your career can be in full swing; Only when the family is harmonious can we put down our struggle and have no regrets. World Men's Health Day, I hope that men all over the world can have a good body. "
17, running around tired, don't forget to rest; Life troubles, don't forget to relax yourself; When encountering setbacks, don't forget never to give up; When encountering difficulties, there are still family members to support themselves. On World Men's Health Day, fat people are not eaten in one bite, and money is not made in one day. Take care of yourself and save your strength for a better future!
18, irrigate your happiness with hard sweat, shelter your family from the wind and rain with a strong body, and silently bear all the troubles and burdens. World Men's Health Day, wishing all men in the world good health.
19, a real man, dares to break through all obstacles and go forward, dares to bear gossip and wind and rain, dares to take care of himself for his family, and continues to work hard healthily and strongly. World Men's Health Day, men, work hard and be healthy! Search American Reading Network
4. The sentence about men is 1. Vision is the realm, strength is the charm, ideas are the way out, and achievements are the status.
Politics comes from power, wisdom comes from knowledge, money comes from power and status comes from power! It is said that men are attracted to women because women are unattractive, and women change their minds because men are incapable. If women are attractive and men are capable, wouldn't that be a reason to be betrayed? The truth is: loving you is nothing! Don't love you, everything is a reason! They say that I am frivolous and worship money, half right and half wrong. I am a money worshipper. I think it's better to marry well than to do well these days, but I dare to say it publicly.
But I will never be frivolous. A man who wants to impress me must be rich and charming! I have been studying the unknown fields of human beings in my short life. I think the unknown is the most attractive.
But at the last moment of my life, I realized that compared with other things, the most attractive and glorious thing for human beings is actually love. 5, bad smile, even two thick eyebrows appear soft and rippling, as if with a smile forever, curved, like the snow-white first quarter moon in the night sky.
White skin sets off pale peach-white lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the diamond earring with rough light in his left ear, which has interfered with his handsome sunshine. 6. You are really attractive, because you are my copy, but no matter how cute, charming and attractive you are, you can't accept the love of the opposite sex casually.
Because I have the best man in the world around me …7. An attractive person will not take the initiative to change the people around him, because he exerts a subtle influence on everyone. His wisdom, patience and tolerance are like spring breeze and rain, moistening things silently.
8, dark blue broken hair is blown by the wind, but it adds a bit of unruly. Water chestnut has clear outline, deep and beautiful eyes, pink lips and thin lips. If the skin is frozen, plus the golden ratio of the model figure. Oh, my God, is that a person? 9. I look at the world with a man's mind and dream of a man, which has aroused many men's feelings, leaving only men's tears along the way. It's really hard to be a real man! 10, the most attractive man is an enterprising man.
Every man has a dream of becoming a hero when he was a child, hoping to achieve something. It is such a dream that illuminates a person's life, either flat or rugged.
Men's strength, courage and boldness are all accumulated bit by bit in the process of crawling. Without painful training, there will be no charm that men naturally exude from the inside out. 1 1, cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of comfort, black hair is scattered in the ear, and the ear drill emits blue light.
Handsome people can't help secretly admire, and there is a cold smell around them. 12, he is a big guy with thick eyebrows and a square face, and he looks terrible.
The man wearing ink painting clothes and a felt towel is naturally a gifted scholar, because he is romantic. 13. His red face is shining like an apple ripe in September. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring is symmetrical, like a carved work of art. ..
14, poverty is by no means attractive, nor can it be used for reference. For me, poverty only taught me to overestimate the elegance of the rich or the upper class.
15, his magic lies not only in the intoxicating face, but in the mysterious masculinity he exudes. Tall figure, strong legs, tangled arms, bulging strong chest muscles, low voice.
16, thick eyebrows slightly raised in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin. 17. Boys who can play musical instruments are very attractive. Playing and singing with an acoustic guitar is always a very attractive thing. 18. In men's minds, the charm of a woman also comes from some casual details: sexy when brushing her hair, helpless when looking at herself innocently, clever when encountering difficulties ... The most attractive woman is not tall.
19, majestic, tall and burly, dashing, well-dressed, with fine eyes. In the afternoon sunshine, there is not a trace of blush, and the delicate face only presents a morbid pallor, but it always shows a noble and elegant temperament, which complements his tall and slender figure.
20. So, sometimes in an instant, the truest, sweetest and fiercest love flame between human beings can break out and go out. This kind of love is attractive because it is fleeting, and powerful because of restraint.
2 1, he was dressed in a dark green Luo suit, his hair was tied with bamboo sticks, and his body smelled different from the wood of the blue musk deer http://www. 1juzI.coM/. Clouds are gathering in the evening, and the sky is glazed.
The poor boy's face is like peach and apricot, and his posture is elegant, but he is still lonely and thin, with smart pupils and crystal beads as attractive. Twenty-two years old, nearly seven feet tall, thin, wearing a purple robe embroidered with green stripes and a bright silk ivory double-breasted coat on the back.
The robe was stuffed upside down into the white jade belt at the waist. It is easy to ride with white deer boots on your feet. Black hair is combed into a neat bun on the top of the head and a delicate white jade crown is worn. Light green silk crowns are hung on both sides of the jade crown, and an elegant knot is tied on the lower forehead.
23. Charming people are: timely coquettish, solid wisdom, calm talk, clean face, elegant taste and occasional simplicity. 24. The real charm is the honest expression of self.
..... Sometimes, some rudeness, shyness or gaffes are attractive because they are sincere, frank and unadorned, and let us see a unique side of a person. 25. A man's handsomeness comes from his personality, his charm comes from self-knowledge, and his strength comes from being harsh on himself.
26. You are tough, like a suburban ox; You are simple and practical, just like a pine tree on the top of the mountain; You dare to fight, how like Bai Ou on the waves! 27. There is a shallow smile on his mouth, a pair of clear and bright eyes have infinite attraction, a straight nose and a star-shaped eyebrows, and his seemingly weak body adds a bit of scholar flavor to him.
The classic sentences that men like, the simpler the better, are polished by responsibilities and dreams, so they can be called real men.
A girl who likes to be laughed at by jokes first.
A woman's capital is beauty, and a man's talent is intelligence.
Please allow me to forget us.
I want to be your sun, illuminating all the darkness in your life.
Sometimes a smile from you actually subverts my whole country.
Maybe this is not what you want.
A man makes you remember the girl who once loved you forever.
A man should hold hands with two women, one is his mother and the other is his wife.
Men are hypocritical things.
Life is not satisfactory, life is earth-shattering.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I'm still in this tone, and I'm still in this high profile.
Women are heartless, so why should men be sentimental?
I'm not green tea, so I have no chance to have another bottle.
It is difficult to be a man, a woman, a man and a good person.
Behind a successful man, there is always a woman who loves him.
Men don't rely on handsome, they all rely on manners.
A man can suffer all his life, but he can never suffer the woman who will accompany you all his life.
Once a woman is heartless, she is more destructive than a man.
The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need a person to understand.
Meet you in this beautiful Phoenix.
Yesterday, I was young and frivolous, and I had a one-time injury.
I travel alone without luggage.
Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.
I'm lonely. In my memory, you really don't have to laugh.
I know you are the last thing I want in my life.
I just want you to know that every time I try, I don't try.
Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.
I'm still a good guy and a bad guy.
Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.
Don't keep a low profile. That's what I'm going to do.
Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, but men's words are a bit awkward.
List of men's lies, the first sentence: I don't care about your appearance.
Boys don't need to look good, but they must dress well.
I know you know my heart, we don't need language communication.
Don't think that anything you have done wrong is worth forgiving.
If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do it.
Cover up my thoughts of you with a flower heart.
I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me admit defeat.
I have my own style, and you can't afford to imitate it.
Hold you tight and never let go, let happiness accompany you.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look for them in class?
I swear, I will be honest with you all my life.
6. A short sentence describing finding a boyfriend 1, which is shot by Nu Wa every day.
2. Thank you (the word 15 is omitted here)
3, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!
4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And in the recent 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by …
My newly acquired gf and I decided to break up with me after a week of dating, just because I haven't read Octavio Paz's books and Borges' poems.
6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there are delicate and warm feelings. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.
7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
8, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!
9. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!
10, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.
1 1. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.
12, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.
13, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees several times ...-If you die, you will die completely!
14, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
15, the difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?
16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
17, a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.
18, the wind blows the crotch hair flying …
19, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.
20, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!
2 1, falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
22, live well, because we will die for a long time!
I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!
24. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!
25. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are, no matter how high-end people attend, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"
26. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
27. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.
28, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!
29, you are the best example of abortion failure!
30. College is the best time for female students' breast development.
3 1, hands are willing to be rough for women.
32. Fill her emptiness with your surplus!
33. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.
34, the seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!
35. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
36. More and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years. Tattooed elderly men and women ...
37, some people are born in the car, others are pregnant in the subway, Beijing is really a vibrant city …
38. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Why else do I want to fuck her grandmother every time I see her face?
39. Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.
40, don't be coquettish, move the world with lewdness.
4 1, the woman outside the umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days. ...
42. Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!
When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money!
44. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.
45. My similarities with my father are different.
46. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.
47. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.
48. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: full moon and full moon, emotions, impotence and premature ejaculation ...
49. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
50. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.
7. Happy birthday to my husband. May radio waves drive my blessing: I wish you happiness and good luck.
My love! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Have a nice day! Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in an envelope of thoughts and dedicate it to your husband-the best day of the year. Maybe you were not born for me, but I am lucky to be with you.
May I light candles for your birthday every year for the rest of my life. The sun and the moon will never stop. If love is sincere and lasting, no matter where you are, I will always remember this day.
Best wishes for a happy birthday! ? Time will never change my deep love for you, but the passage of time will only make it deeper. Happy birthday, dear! On your birthday, I can't stay with you, I can't give you my warmth, I can only leave my blessing, dear, I wish you happiness every day! ? ^_^? Honey, today is your birthday. I prepared a piggy bank for you early. Remember to put all the money in! May blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you all the wishes and happiness! Honey, today is your birthday. Thank you for your hard work and your concern, understanding and support.
Give you all my love! I am willing to make a sweet cake and send you sweet wishes. I would like to be a soft candlelight and send you deep blessings. Happy birthday, dear! On a quiet night, accompanied by faint candlelight, listening to light music and drinking strong wine, let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you! Yesterday's storm has passed. Today, you and I will continue.
Forget all the crying, you will still be beautiful tomorrow. Happy birthday! Have fun! Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Happy birthday! On this most splendid day for you, I sincerely send the oldest but freshest wishes of E5a48de588B6E799Be5Baa6313336356634: Happy birthday! Life in Shuai Shuai.
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