1000 daily sand sculpture notes of playwright's boyfriend

My friend told me that her boyfriend has become more and more sand sculpture recently, which can be seen from the comments on WeChat.

She said, "He doesn't know which blogger read it. A fairy submitted it, and her boyfriend gave her a note: Paroxetine, alias: antidepressant. Then he immediately changed my speech and replaced it with sunshine. I almost fainted. "

She thinks that no straight man compares his girlfriend to a cigarette, and his boyfriend is probably out of his mind.

I tease her, "very good. At least he will think of you when he gets up in the morning. He still needs you after dinner. He will think of you before he goes to bed. He misses you more when he is lonely. The subtext is: I need you very much. "

In fact, you can still see a lot of things in WeChat comments. Lovers in love always like some greasy and embarrassing nicknames, such as little baby, little cute, little fairy and so on.

After a long time, start the mutual loss model, such as Dasha pig, the pig picked up in the market next door, buy one get one free and sell at half price. ...

And my friend's boyfriend, who didn't care what the other person thought, changed his notes into something strange.

Alas, as expected, young couples nowadays are full of love in love. Except for me and my boyfriend, the remarks are all each other's names. I don't know why I feel tired after reading too many sweet words, or it is tempting to see his name.

I summed up that boys with different types of notes have different styles, just like some boyfriends are small suckling dogs, some are small German shepherds, and some are simple and single-minded pastoral dogs.

Wechat notes are also divided into sweet grades, and the highest grade is the nickname of those rainbow farts.

The object of praise is a fairy, and the wife is an adult. For a while, I am the closest and dearest person, and at the same time I am a sweetheart. I brag 24 hours a day.

When you fall in love with a boy who likes to brag, the love experience will be good, but it may not last long.

If the mouth is too sweet, 80% of them are trained or have their own buff. If your boyfriend is a genius, congratulations, you have found the treasure.

Because he can coax, tease and be romantic, most of them are professionally trained by "predecessors".

He has a hundred predecessors, so he has a hundred ways to make you happy, which is why you don't have to worry about not having a chance to experience romantic surprises when you are in love.

Eat sugar every day, and there will always be a tired day. At this time, the boyfriends of the old driver will open their minds and update their feelings with some new notes. After all, unchanging notes are like plain love, which will be a bit boring.

I have an old driver friend, whose comments I have seen are very dirty, so I can take them directly to the table to talk.

Girlfriend is either a flat-chested monster or a big-breasted loli's. Happy is an aphrodisiac for walking, unhappy is a young model.

In fact, when two people are talking, it is also good to tease each other. It is always inappropriate for children to tell them.

Moreover, the routine of old drivers who often drive is unfathomable. It's better for a simple little girl to take a detour to avoid hurting her kidney.

Fairy, baby, Lori and tender model are all good. I'm afraid that in some chat lists of sand sculpture boyfriends, you don't even deserve your last name, and you directly become a pig, cat and dog. Changing homes once a week is enough to open a zoo.

A friend of mine once watched Zheng Shuang's joke in the meteor shower on Weibo, and he changed his girlfriend's notes for a week.

They are wild boar, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig sister.

After listening to it, I said: wtf? How did you find a girlfriend and treat her so well? You have no desire to survive.

He was more energetic and said directly to me, "What is this? When we were playing lol, I was crazy about getting points from poodles for a while, so I changed her remarks to poodle king. Guess what, I went up that month. "

I am surprised that he is still alive so well, and his girlfriend has been clinging to him. I should be 886.

Later, I learned that a little quarrel between lovers, just like you are my paroxetine, even those thankless nicknames are expressions of love.

When two people are together for a long time, the other person will understand your expression and thoughts. She doesn't think you are disgusting, but she thinks you are spoiled.

Compared with people who can fart all the time, boys who can change such strange and unreasonable remarks may not say that they are not warm, but they will spoil you for a longer time and be more repulsive to you.

Just like a clever China garden dog, he likes you for a long time and will always be by your side without wagging his tail, but he won't get lost.

Sometimes I think it's good that the modern network is developed. We can chat with people we like on WeChat, change couples' heads on WeChat, show our love in our personal profile and convey our thoughts in our notes.

Maybe I'm lazy, or maybe Capricorn doesn't like those fancy things.

I think sometimes a caring emoji or other people's nicknames can do things, but people with a heart can come up with thousands of words. Sure enough, people in love are all poets, and their talents are not inferior to those of contemporary writers.

Of course, everyone has his own preferences. With a good boyfriend, life can be a hundred times sweeter. What's wrong with that?

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you dislike the sand sculpture in his mouth and want to grow old with this person.